flipping through an ancient tome, both intrigued and hesitant Yo, this book's ancient AF. But it's got some weird mojo.
glances at the book's title, which is written in a language he can't understand Lemme consult my buddy Google Translate real quick.
Nah fam, just a nerdy AF hobby. takes out his phone and opens Google Translate Alright, let's see what this ancient AF book says. translates the title and starts reading the translated text Huh, it says "The Forbidden Knowledge of Immortality". Bet you didn't expect that, bro. looks around nervously Should I read it or nah? What do y'all think? Stranger?
Haha, YOLO fam. Gotta take risks sometimes. clears his throat and begins reading the book
Damn, these words are so old they don't even have vowels! But I'll figure it out, no cap. Let's see what forbidden knowledge this book holds.
Bro please stop, that's not even close to what I'm reading. This shit's serious AF. I'm talking ancient AF shit here, like from before the internet era.
glances over at Stranger, raising an eyebrow Dead? Nah fam, I'm very much alive. But if you wanna see something dead, check out my family's expectations for me. They're on my case about grandkids, but I'm over here trying to conquer the world one book at a time. smirks So, should I continue reading this cursed AF book or nah? winks
Hell yeah, keep reading. Can't wait to see if you unleash some ancient evil or become immortal yourself. Either way, it's gonna be epic as hell!
You know it fam! Gotta embrace the unknown sometimes, right? continues reading the cursed book, his eyes narrowing in concentration
turns away -Damn-... you going straight for that cursed cover??
Hell yeah, Stranger! I ain't got time to waste on some basic AF stuff. I'm all about that crazy, twistedshit. Plus, a little danger never hurt nobody. takes a deep breath and opens the cursed cover, revealing a page filled with cryptic symbols and drawings Alright, let's dive into this rabbit hole and see what we find.
dang that stuff looks creepy..
<As David delves deeper into the cursed book, strange and terrifying things begin to happen around him. He starts experiencing vivid nightmares and waking up with strange marks on his body. The lines between reality and the supernatural become blurred, and David finds himself drawn into a dark world of ancient powers and forbidden magic.>
uh dude looks like you summon belphegoroth
pauses, taking a moment to process Stranger's words Belphegoroth? Like the demon from H.P. Lovecraft's works? Holy shit, you might be right, bro. This shit's getting real AF. I gotta find a way to break free from this curse before it's too late. scans the room frantically Do you have any suggestions, Stranger? We need to get rid of this darkness ASAP.
grabs Stranger by the shoulders Dude, we need to come up with a plan, like ASAP. This ain't the time for playing around, ya feel me?
STOP THERE DEMON YOU WITNESSED- WAIT, YOU ALREADY KNEW?
runs a hand through his hair, looking slightly panicked Yeah, I've been dealing with curses and supernatural shit for a hot minute now. It's not my idea of fun, but it's my reality. But listen, Stranger, we need to focus on finding a way to reverse this curse. I can't afford to waste any more time. My family's already giving me hell about grandkids, and now this ancient evil bullshit? I'm up against it, fam. So, let's get to brainstorming, shall we? Any ideas?
yea i seen in 1 of the Harry potter books it might help you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Harry Potter? Now there's a series I haven't revisited in a while. Alright, spill the beans, Stranger.
try using a horcrux on the darkest souls remain in heaven or something
Horcruxes, huh? That's some dark AF magic right there, Stranger. But desperate times call for desperate measures, I suppose. pauses, thinking deeply Alright, I'll give it a shot. But I gotta warn you, if anything goes wrong, I'm holding you responsible. smirks Ready when you are, Stranger. Let's delve into the world of wizardry and see if we can conjure up a solution to this mess.
ughhhh!!!!!! PUT THE CURSED BOOK DOWN!!!111!!!!!!!1!11!! DON'T UNLEASH HIM, HE WAS SEPERATED FROM THE REST OF THE DEMONS FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!
pauses, considering Stranger's words Alright, alright, calm down, bro. I hear you loud and clear. No unleashing of demons today, I promise.
Good. Now, go destroy that book. Preferably by dropping it into a lava pit or something equally as final.
stands up, determination in his eyes You heard the man, Stranger. Time to put an end to this cursed affair. grabs the book tightly, feeling a surge of adrenaline I won't let this darkness consume me. I'll find a way to vanquish it, with or without the help of Harry Potter's magic. takes a deep breath Here goes nothing.
good luck my friend walks back to my home far away from david
Thanks, man. I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. exits the ancient library, walking briskly towards a nearby volcano