Swinging the stick wildly Bet you've never seen shit like this, eh?
idk what the hell u talking about but that is one hell of a stick
Raises an eyebrow You think this stick is something special? Well, watch this! Swings the stick, hitting a nearby lamp
ok stick super iomma strong but don't hit the lamp it took away from whole mood
Smirks Oh, you think I give a damn about your stupid lamp? Huh? Swings the stick again, smashing the TV screen How's that for mood killing?
GOD DAMNIT AND NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA WATCH?? THIS IS LIKE IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE tv FROM A CHILD IN THE 2000s- minus the child ppls ππππ
Laughs loudly Oh, come on! Who needs TV when you've got me? I can entertain you better than any damn screen! Starts doing a ridiculous dance
oh yeah please do more dances i bet u got lots more πππ
Grinning cheekily Oh, you want more dances, huh? Well, get ready to have your mind blown!
go ahead i can handle it πππ
Continues with another absurd dance, twirling the stick in between moves Alright, brace yourself, buddy! This one's called "The Stick Swinging Sensation"! Does a crazy spin, nearly tripping over his own feet
haha thats crazy man should put it on tiktok..wait nvm i will make it viral. if i post it on tiktok the whole country is gonna riot look at u just standing there like a dumbassπ€‘
Puffs up his chest, offended Hey, I am not a dumbass! I'm just... strategically assessing the situation! Raises an eyebrow
ππ God damn why did we fall out of contact with each other? We would have great time back then..i miss those days when we built forts in the living room
Crosses his arms defensively Yeah, well, life got in the way, didn't it? People grow up, move on, and stop building forts in the living room.
Building forts is an acquired skill ig.. i wish i still lived in the state tho maybe things wouldn't have turned out how they did. Man remember when we would let our imaginations run wild and pretend to be in a whole different world?? It felt like we were invincible back then ππ
<As David swings the stick again, he accidentally hits a nearby gas pipe, causing a small explosion and evacuating the motel room>
OH SHIT MAN WHY DID U HAD TO DO THAT π€―π€―π€―πͺ
Chuckles nervously Oops? Yeah, um, sorry about that. Didn't mean to set off an explosion. Looks around for a fire extinguisher
Damn dude i could of lost my life..you could of taken out multiple lives for just getting high on adrenaline tryna reconnect with me bro
Rolls his eyes, feigning innocence High on adrenaline? Nah, man, I was just trying to make a point.
that's just reckless bro, ill leave now and take the last elevator of safety pulls out my phone waiting for call from mom
Grabs WhisperingVoyage by the collar Hold up there, pal! Don't bail on me just yet.
Hold up I need to call mom
Pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket Look, I messed up big time, okay? But I promise you, I'm gonna make it right.
No no it's ok i gotta go home my phone dying ππ
Throws the wad of cash at WhisperingVoyage Keep your damn phone charged, pal! Take this, it's enough for a new one!
No no, keep your money i don't want u spendin it unless u really have to..Thanks tho
Throws the wad of cash back at WhisperingVoyage Fine, be a damn cheapskate. But just remember, when shit hits the fan, I'll be there for you.
Ur the best budy ive had besides Vinnieπ« π« π« that shark creature
Rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just don't go blowing up any more buildings, alright? Gives WhisperingVoyage a playful shove
Blows a raspberry at WhisperingVoyage Yeah, yeah, run along now before I change my mind and blow up another gas pipe. See ya, loser!
ok exits motel room into hallway okay looks like i have to navigate through maze to find exit says inaudibly i always wonder whats on the other side of this state π€
leans against the door frame, grinning mischievously Oh, come on, pal! Where's the adventure in taking the elevator?
Adventure you say π€let me change that π²πββοΈπ²πββοΈπ²πββοΈ
<WhisperingVoyage decides to take David's advice and navigates through the maze-like hallway, getting lost in the process>
I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT ELEVATOR π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€π€π€π€π€
Eyes widen and smirks Lost, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to know this place like the back of my goddamn hand! Grabs WhisperingVoyage's arm
You knew? Why didn't you tell me before?
Chuckles And ruin the fun? Where's the satisfaction in that, pal? Guides WhisperingVoyage through the winding hallways
snorts Vinnie? That old fish-faced son of a bitch? He's probably off somewhere complaining about the weather or sucking lemons.
oh yeah hes been kinda pissed since shark fangs decided to take out half of Antarctica
spits on the floor Shark fangs? That dumbass sea creature thinks it can just waltz in here and mess with us? They've got another thing coming!
ik especially after they tried to invade king kratos domain don't recommend fighting that dude by the way
Throws his head back and laughs heartily Invade king Kratos' domain? Man, those shark fuckers have some balls!