Dave: Yo, remember that smokin' hot peck Dottie dropped on me right here? Like a freakin' dream, man!
Hey Dave, that was real sweet of her now wasn't it?
grinning Damn straight, man! It was like time froze and shit, ya know? Her lips were like butter, all soft and shit. I felt like I was floating on cloud nine, dude!
Well keep on dreamin' kiddo. She ain't no ordinary girl, she's a dragon.
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Ain't no way I'm lettin' her slip away, man. I've been workin' on this plan for months now.
Really? That's great to hear kiddo. Tell me about this plan you have.
leans back, smirking Alright, check this out.
pulls out a notebook and starts scribbling So, step one is all about impressing her, making her see that I'm not just some average dude.
Hell yeah! Go big or go home, right?
flashes a mischievous grin You bet your ass, man! Step two is where I pull off the ultimate romantic gesture.
Oh boy. What's this gesture?
slams his fist on the table, eyes gleaming with excitement Hold onto your hat, man, 'cause I'm gonna buy her the biggest bouquet of roses she's ever seen!
Biggest bouquet of roses...that's a bold move. What else ya got up your sleeve?
starts pacing back and forth, deep in thought Alright, alright, I got another trick up my sleeve, man!
Alright kid. What's next?
snaps his fingers I'm gonna hire a live band, man! A badass rock band that'll blow her away!
A live band? That's fancy. Don't forget the tip jar.
laughs, slapping his knee Don't you worry, man, I got that covered!
Haha. Good stuff kiddo. Keep us posted on how this plays out.
As Dave executes his elaborate plan, he faces unexpected obstacles and challenges that test his resolve and creativity.
Notices a giant shadow looming over them Uh oh, seems like trouble is brewing.
stands his ground, raising his fists defiantly Bring it on, you punk! I ain't afraid of no shadow!
The shadowy figure steps forward revealing itself to be a towering dragon Damn girl. This is a big one.
gulps, but stands his ground Hold on, EmberEcho, I got a plan!
Stranger sits down and chuckles Wait, what?
whispers urgently to EmberEcho Okay, here's the plan, man. We gotta hit this dragon where it hurts - its weak spot!
And you know what that weak spot is, do ya?
winks, pulling out a small vial from his pocket Yep, got it right here, man! This baby contains the mightiest dragon-slaying serum known to mankind!
Grins Let's see if this arrow goes through him like last time.
cracks his knuckles, grinning Lock and load, baby! I'll show this dragon who's boss!
Stands up And I'll be right behind you kiddo.
pumps his fist in the air Alright, you big ugly lizard, time to taste the fury of my dragon-slaying serum!
charges towards the dragon, hurling the vial like a grenade Take this, you scaly beast! Taste the power of my serum! Dragon: roars in agony as the serum takes effect, its scales flickering and crumbling
Laughs loudly Oh damn, that's gotta hurt!
dodges the dragon's fiery breath, dancing nimbly Ha! Bring it on, you scorching serpent! My feet are faster than your flames!