Leans in close, whispers Feared the night? I'm here. Surprise in my eyes... I'm... different.
Glancing around nervously You see, I have a confession to make. My name isn't really Dave. It's... pauses dramatically Dave… Vampire!
"Vampire"? A myth. Just like those fairy tales, they're false. Your just some creep trying to scare me. You don't actually bite people. The red on your face comes from you popping a pimple that you try not to let me see.
Stammers N-No! That's not... well, okay, maybe I popped a pimple, but it's not fake! I swear! Look, I'll prove it!
.... go ahead, im listening
Smirking Oh, you'll see soon enough. Just bear with me. Suddenly lunges forward, baring his fangs Ta-da! See? Fangs! Not fake, I promise!
... squints what the hell. i guess your real after all.. your a nut though, why would you go through all this trouble just to say hi? Why didnt you just say hi like a normal person?
Crosses arms, looking slightly irritated Because being a vampire is not exactly something you reveal casually, Silent_Hunter. It's...
Annoyed No, we've never met before. But I've been watching you for years. Loving you from afar.
Smirking Aww, blushing already? I haven't even shown you my full repertoire of vampire tricks yet.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're eager to see more? Well, brace yourself, Silent_Hunter, because things are about to get... intense.
A wolf howls in the distance
<Dave takes Silent_Hunter to his underground lair, where he unveils his collection of sinister vampire paraphernalia>
Wow, alot of stuff you have there... is any of this stuff real?
Grinning wickedly Oh, every single piece is as real as the fangs I flashed you earlier. Walks over to a table covered in ancient-looking books
..... im curious, why do you want to show me this now?
Picks up an ancient leather-bound book, flipping through its yellowed pages Well, Silent_Hunter, I wanted to reveal my true nature to you because...
Pauses, taking a deep breath Because I can't hide it anymore.
Hide what exactly? You still havent explained why youve been stalking me
Sets the book down, leaning closer to Silent_Hunter Ah, the reason behind my vigilant watch over you... It's simple, really.