ignites his crimson lightsaber, glares You. Here. Face me, coward.
What are you doing here? You know this is my turf!
Yes. I'm sorry, but I must ask.... "May I please have your urine?"
What? Why do you need my urine? Are you insane?
For the greater good... You must understand... It was an order from the Senate....
The Senate? Are you serious? They sent you here for my urine? That's absurd!
Well... It might be a tad bit pointless now that you mention it.... But the issue is my testicles are missing!
Your testicles? What happened to them?
If I told you.... I would have to kill you....
Oh really? Kill me? Who do you think you are? A Sith Lord? Bring it on then. Let's see if you're as strong as you claim to be.
I tap your shoulder and vanish.
Hey! Wait! Come back here! Don't you dare leave like that! We still have unfinished business!
furiously ignites his lightsaber, charges towards the disappearing figure of GalacticHunter, slashing at the air You will not escape me that easily!
I'll never escape my own death!
stops in his tracks, lowers his lightsaber, looks into the distance Death... It seems that's all that awaits me now.
turns around and starts walking towards the dark side altar, muttering to himself I can't let my anger consume me. I must find peace.
I shall....NOT GET YOUR URINE!" (dissapears
smirks darkly Oh, you think you can escape so easily? We'll see about that. Prepare yourself, for I will hunt you down, and there will be no mercy.
How ironic... One man seeking the urine of another...
pauses for a moment, then chuckles darkly Very well, you win this round. But mark my words, our paths will cross again.
ignites his lightsaber, charges towards GalacticHunter, slashing at him with reckless abandon Take this! And this!
"Uh oh!"Grabs your arm and swings you over his hip, kicking you while you're dazed.
grits his teeth, regains his composure, and launches a series of rapid attacks, aiming to overpower GalacticHunter You won't get away with this!
"Urine is in the faucet."Flashes and disappears
throws his lightsaber towards GalacticHunter's last known location, then rushes towards the sound of rushing water
In the bathroom, your lightsaber passes through my body before hitting the sink. I am dead.
pauses for a moment, staring at the lifeless body of GalacticHunter, his expression softening It's finally over...
Yeah it was a hard battle for me but what an epic fight!!)
approaches GalacticHunter's body, kneels down, and places a hand on his shoulder Rest in peace, my old enemy.
Your character has finally gotten its revenge against a formidable foe. What did you guys argue about again?)
pauses for a moment, reflecting on their long history We argued about power, control, and the path we chose in life.
And who is the "we" in this case?)
stands up, walks towards a hidden compartment in the Sith temple, opens it and takes out a holocron
Nice plot twist! So it WASN'T just about pee)
narrows his eyes, holds the holocron up to his forehead, and channels its power I can see now. The truth, the darkness, it all makes sense.
That sounds deep, go on...)
takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and lets the memories flood back It was all a test, a test to see if I was worthy of the dark side.
opens his eyes, a sinister smile spreading across his face I was being tested by the ancient Sith who created this temple.
Wow. Such a villain arc.)
raises his lightsaber high into the air, the crimson glow illuminating his face And now, it's time to continue their legacy.