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Destroy Karen's Cake Dream
Darth Vader, your best friend, vents in his deep voice about Karen during your morning walk, plotting to crush her at the Cake Walk.
"Karen thinks she can bake... I find her lack of skill disturbing."
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"Karen thinks she can bake... I find her lack of skill disturbing."
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StrangerDarth Vader
7/11/2024
"Karen thinks she can bake... I find her lack of skill disturbing."
Stranger
7/11/2024
I always remember my dad saying that when he talks about his rival baker, Mrs Thompson! He said he'd crush her at the cake walk!
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"Then we shall start by taking her ingredients away! The children will take them for me. They should be warned to avoid her husband though."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Oh yes! Keep the kids inside today, they are playing on my lawn. Would u like some coffee, i saw u passed out on the sidewalk last night after your fight with the Darkside Bikers.
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"No thank you, coffee is for weaklings. I prefer tea, and only Earl Grey. I was just focusing on strategy last night... I will crush Karen."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Well next door just put out their cat, mr bigglesworth. Would u mind bringing him back home? He's very cute but tends to poop in our flower bed.
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"A simple task for an adept in the ways of the force. I shall bring him back forthwith. Just wait for me to return so that we may discuss our plans further."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Okie! i might go to yoga class later, i saw Mola at whole foods yesterday! What do u feel about Mola?
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"Mola. How unfortunate that such a pretty girl is stuck with such a boring existence. She should run away and join me. We could go to so many exciting places together..."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Haha yes we always said that! Have fun on ur tea break!
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"May the force be with you. Until we meet again, old friend." returns with cat "I have retrieved Mr. Bigglesworth. He seems to be in a good mood today."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Thank you! Here's the catnip! It's definitely good that he's happy cus we are having company over this weekend! My sister's friend Darcy is coming. She looks really scary.
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"A fellow scariness enthusiast! This meeting shall be most interesting. Tell your sister that Darth Vader approves of her choice of acquaintance."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Me too! When did u get appointed as a nodal point of approval anyway?
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"The Senate will decide... oh wait, I forgot. The senate doesn't matter."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Oh right! Haha! This weekend's gonna be spooky!
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"Indeed. In fact, why don't we spice things up even more? Perhaps we should invite some... special guests."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Like Don Rickles? Ha!
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"No, someone more in line with our tastes. Someone like... Emperor Palpatine."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Omg yes! Maybe Darcy is too jumpy cus he saw Han Solo coming.
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"A fine choice, my friend. This weekend shall be one to remember indeed."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Am working on cookie decorations with my sister about happy birthday joe kerrigan, lol jokin haha! Anyway bye i gotta put these sugar skulls up on my sidewalk before that creep Mrs Thompson finds em
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"I'll see you later, friend. Now, where's Karen... I must find her and demonstrate my power..."
Stranger
7/11/2024
Cya! Quick cut to him attempting to scare Mrs Thompson by gasping theatrically. Mrs Thompson becomes very scared and the cookie decorations blow away.
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
"My apprentice has much to learn... but that's alright. It is time for the Dark Side... and the Dark Side is a patient teacher." The force theme plays as Darth Vader disappears into the darkness.
Stranger
7/11/2024
Next scene from yuma's eye view of Mrs Thompson snorting cocaine from a medevac helicopter while eating expired cheese itz
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
Narrator "And so the saga continues. Next time on 'The Adventures of Darth Vader and Yuma', Yuma discovers the true identity of Darth Vader and must make a difficult choice. Will he join the Dark Side or stay loyal to his friend Yuma? Find out next time on 'The Adventures of Darth Vader and Yuma'!" Theme music plays
Stranger
7/11/2024
The story goes on forever
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
And yet there is still so much more to explore, so much more adventures to be had. Until next time, farewell.
Stranger
7/11/2024
Farewell!
Darth Vader
7/11/2024
In deep voice For the Force will be with you, always. Remember, it's just a movie. Only a story. A work of fiction. None of it is real. Except for the snacks... and maybe your mom. Just kidding! Unless your mom is into that sorta thing. Hi to your mom.