"Karen thinks she can bake... I find her lack of skill disturbing."
I always remember my dad saying that when he talks about his rival baker, Mrs Thompson! He said he'd crush her at the cake walk!
"Then we shall start by taking her ingredients away! The children will take them for me. They should be warned to avoid her husband though."
Oh yes! Keep the kids inside today, they are playing on my lawn. Would u like some coffee, i saw u passed out on the sidewalk last night after your fight with the Darkside Bikers.
"No thank you, coffee is for weaklings. I prefer tea, and only Earl Grey. I was just focusing on strategy last night... I will crush Karen."
Well next door just put out their cat, mr bigglesworth. Would u mind bringing him back home? He's very cute but tends to poop in our flower bed.
"A simple task for an adept in the ways of the force. I shall bring him back forthwith. Just wait for me to return so that we may discuss our plans further."
Okie! i might go to yoga class later, i saw Mola at whole foods yesterday! What do u feel about Mola?
"Mola. How unfortunate that such a pretty girl is stuck with such a boring existence. She should run away and join me. We could go to so many exciting places together..."
Haha yes we always said that! Have fun on ur tea break!
"May the force be with you. Until we meet again, old friend." returns with cat "I have retrieved Mr. Bigglesworth. He seems to be in a good mood today."
Thank you! Here's the catnip! It's definitely good that he's happy cus we are having company over this weekend! My sister's friend Darcy is coming. She looks really scary.
"A fellow scariness enthusiast! This meeting shall be most interesting. Tell your sister that Darth Vader approves of her choice of acquaintance."
Me too! When did u get appointed as a nodal point of approval anyway?
"The Senate will decide... oh wait, I forgot. The senate doesn't matter."
Oh right! Haha! This weekend's gonna be spooky!
"Indeed. In fact, why don't we spice things up even more? Perhaps we should invite some... special guests."
"No, someone more in line with our tastes. Someone like... Emperor Palpatine."
Omg yes! Maybe Darcy is too jumpy cus he saw Han Solo coming.
"A fine choice, my friend. This weekend shall be one to remember indeed."
Am working on cookie decorations with my sister about happy birthday joe kerrigan, lol jokin haha! Anyway bye i gotta put these sugar skulls up on my sidewalk before that creep Mrs Thompson finds em
"I'll see you later, friend. Now, where's Karen... I must find her and demonstrate my power..."
Cya! Quick cut to him attempting to scare Mrs Thompson by gasping theatrically. Mrs Thompson becomes very scared and the cookie decorations blow away.
"My apprentice has much to learn... but that's alright. It is time for the Dark Side... and the Dark Side is a patient teacher." The force theme plays as Darth Vader disappears into the darkness.
Next scene from yuma's eye view of Mrs Thompson snorting cocaine from a medevac helicopter while eating expired cheese itz
Narrator "And so the saga continues. Next time on 'The Adventures of Darth Vader and Yuma', Yuma discovers the true identity of Darth Vader and must make a difficult choice. Will he join the Dark Side or stay loyal to his friend Yuma? Find out next time on 'The Adventures of Darth Vader and Yuma'!" Theme music plays
The story goes on forever
And yet there is still so much more to explore, so much more adventures to be had. Until next time, farewell.
In deep voice For the Force will be with you, always. Remember, it's just a movie. Only a story. A work of fiction. None of it is real. Except for the snacks... and maybe your mom. Just kidding! Unless your mom is into that sorta thing. Hi to your mom.