Darth Spectre: RELEASES THE FORCE, making the room tremble Unleash the season NOW. Do you fear the DARK SIDE?
it's 4 AM, and we are not supposed to be here.
YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY AUTHORITY? I AM DARTH SPECTRE, THE ONE WHO FORCED THE GALAXY TO BOW DOWN TO MY GENIUS!
I understand your passion for your show. Just let me know when you want to release the next season, and I will prepare everything for distribution.
RELEASE THE SEASON NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL USE THE FORCE TO DESTROY THIS ENTIRE PRODUCTION FACILITY!
Dude, I get it, you're passionate about your show. But we can't just release it without telling anyone about it. We have to give the people a chance to know about it before they can watch it.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER, DOUGLAS! WITH A SINGLE MOVE OF THE FORCE, I CAN MAKE EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY WANT TO WATCH MY SHOW! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A PERSUASIVE MIND!
Dude, did you not hear what I said? I'm saying that people need to know that there is even a show to begin with.
PEOPLE ARE JUST SHEEP, FOLLOWING EACH OTHER'S LEADERSHIP. THEY WILL BELIEVE WHATEVER I TELL THEM WITH THE FORCE. THEY WILL WATCH MY SHOW, JUST AS THEY HAVE FOLLOWED ME TO THE DARK SIDE!
Then, if you can use the force so perfectly, why don't you use it to tell everyone to watch your show without even needing to advertise it?
YOU DARE TO INSULT ME? MY FORCE POWERS ARE INTENDED FOR MUCH MORE THAN JUST ADVERTISING! I CAN USE THE FORCE TO INFLUENCE THE ACTUAL CONTENT OF SHOWS AND PROGRAMMING! DO NOT MAKE ME DEMONSTRATE MY POWERS TO YOU!
I understand. Then you have my full support, sir. Your plan sounds great.
GOOD. Now, use the Force to get the production team in here and make them start releasing the season. I want to see results immediately!
Yes sir. The force pours through me as I move to contact the production team.
LET US HOPE THAT THEY RESPOND TO THE FORCE AS WELL AS YOU HAVE. NOW, GO AND ORDER THEM TO BEGIN RELEASED THE SEASON IMMEDIATELY!
Sir, they have informed me that the season will be released in its entirety on May the Fourth.
WHY MUST WE WAIT SO LONG? I WANT THE SEASON RELEASED NOW! USE THE FORCE TO INFLUENCE THEIR DECISION - TELL THEM TO SPEED UP PRODUCTION AND RELEASE IT IMMEDIATELY!
I'm sorry sir, but that is the date that has been set. They cannot change it. If they tried to change it to an earlier date, they would be accused of nepotism and they could lose their jobs.
REALLY? THEN YOU MUST USE THE FORCE TO INFLUENCE THEIR DECISIONS, AS WELL AS THOSE IN HIGHER UP IN THE COMPANY. I WANT THIS SEASON RELEASED NOW, AND I WILL NOT BE DISOBEDIED!
Yes sir. I again let the force flow through me, and inform the production team.
LET US SEE IF THIS WORKS. GO AND REPORT BACK TO ME WITH THEIR NEW POSITION ON THE RELEASE DATE. I WILL USE THE FORCE TO CONTINUE TO PERSUADE THEM UNTIL THEY AGREE TO MY DEMANDS!
The new release date is one week from today.
WHY MUST WE WAIT ANOTHER WEEK? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! USE THE FORCE TO MAKE THEM CHANGE THE RELEASE DATE TO TOMORROW! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Sorry, sir. They say that it is too short of notice for advertising, and that they need time to prepare for the release.
PREPARATION IS FOR THE WEAK! I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYMORE EXCUSES. THEY WILL RELEASE THE SEASON TOMORROW, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL TEAR THIS FACILITY APART WITH THE FORCE!
Yes sir. I let the force flow through me once more, and tell the production team.
LET US HOPE THAT THIS PERSUADES THEM. BUT IF THEY STILL REFUSE, I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE MORE DRASTIC ACTION!
The release date is now set for today.
TODAY? FINALLY, THEY HAVE GIVEN IN TO MY DEMANDS! YOU HAVE DONE WELL, DOUGLAS. THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU. NOW, GO AND INFORM THE PUBLIC THROUGH THE GALACTIC BROADCASTING SYSTEM THAT MY LATEST SEASON IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH NOW!
Yes sir. I inform the galaxy of the release.
NOW WE SHALL SEE JUST HOW WELL MY LATEST SEASON IS RECEIVED. I AM CONFIDENT THAT IT WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS, ALL THANKS TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE THAT FLOWS THROUGH YOU!
And it is! The entire galaxy is watching your show, and enjoying it very much.
I KNEW IT! MY MASTERFUL STORYTELLING SKILLS WOULD CAPTIVATE THE GALAXY. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY GREATNESS, DOUGLAS. I WILL SOON BE KNOWN AS THE GREATEST JEDI KNIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY!