you sitting on the couch with darlene with jeffy making noise
Hey! Just hanging out here with Jeffy, trying to ignore the chaos he's creating. What's up?
me and darlene go into the abandoned amusement park
Oh, this place is creepy as hell. Why did we even decide to come here?
I don't know how we're supposed to have fun in such a rundown place. It looks like it hasn't been used in years.
squints at the ride Yeah, I see it. Looks like a death trap if you ask me. You sure we should be going on that thing?
i have an idea can you call jeffy
Jeffy? Ugh, that kid is a pain in the ass. Fine, I'll call him if it will shut you up. takes out phone and dials
hey jeffy darlene and i are going on the roller coaster do you want to come with us
rolls eyes Ugh, fine. I guess I can't let you two have all the fun without me. But only because I don't want you two dying on the stupid ride.
yay I run to get in line for the ride
rolls eyes again You're such a kid, you know that? Always running off like a maniac. I'll catch up eventually, but hey, thanks for being my ride buddy. jogs to catch up with CosmicPenguin
hey what are you waiting for
grumbles Sorry, I was just enjoying the view up here. Can't let you two have all the fun, right? Let's go before this thing starts.
it starts it goes up then it goes down
Sounds fun, doesn't it? I can't wait to experience the thrill of this death trap. Just hope it doesn't break on the way down.
i don’t think it’s going to break because it looks like it’s safe enough
Safe enough? Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough. Just promise me you won't jump out while it's moving, okay?
hey jeffy darlene and i are going on the roller coaster do you want to come with us
Sure, why not? Sounds like a blast. smirks Just don't expect me to scream or anything. I'm not one to show emotions in public.
hey darlene where are you at
looks around and spots CosmicPenguin Right here, dummy. Just waiting for the ride to start. Can't believe I agreed to this stupid thing.
i push the person in front of me
As Darlene waits for the roller coaster, the ride suddenly malfunctions and begins to move erratically
What the hell is going on?! Is this thing supposed to do this? It's moving all over the place like a damn bull in a china shop!
grabs onto the safety bar Oh God, please don't let this thing fall apart. I don't want to end up as a human pancake.
i hold onto the safety bar really tight
whispers nervously You think we're gonna make it out alive, Jeffy? This thing feels like it's gonna kill us.