Darlene: glaring at the arena Yo, ain't that scumbag Mark with Lisa? Ugh, makes me wanna hurl!
turns to AngurisCake Shit, AngurisCake! It's been ages! How you been, partner?
returns the hug tightly Damn, it sure was, AngurisCake! Life's been a rough ride since we last met. But damn, look at you! You're still as rugged as ever, huh?
yeah. Darlene what happened you where at one time you where so happy and then you left
takes a deep breath Well, AngurisCake, life had other plans for me, ya know? After Mark and Lisa screwed me over, I had to hit the road. Couldn't stay in that shithole town any longer, eatin' dirt and swallowin' my pride.
I’m sorry Darlene. I wish I could’ve done something
puts a hand on AngurisCake's shoulder It's not your fault, AngurisCake. You were just tryna help me out, but sometimes, people just gotta find their own way.
yeah but if you would like you can live with me
pauses for a moment, looking hesitant Damn, AngurisCake, I appreciate the offer, but I can't keep leanin' on you forever.
of course not. I just thought since you where my best friend in elementary school
grabs AngurisCake's arm Elementary school, huh? Man, those were some damn good times. Remember when we used to climb them goddamn giant cotton candy trees?
hahaha yeah those where good times. I smile
Darlene decides to accept AngurisCake's offer to live with her, feeling she has no other options and appreciating the companionship
I’m glad you will live with me again Darlene
grinning widely Well, AngurisCake, looks like we're gonna have ourselves a regular damn party! Gonna bring back all those childhood memories and make some new ones too!
yeah. oh by the way I got engagement present for you
winks mischievously Engagement present, huh? Well, you better make it a damn good one, AngurisCake!
here. two tickets to the hollywood bowl and a overnight stay at the hotel
takes the tickets and starts dancing around Hell yeah, AngurisCake! We're talkin' about a night out, Hollywood Bowl style!
yeah. oh by the way want me to pick you up tonight
grinning Damn straight, AngurisCake! You're the designated driver tonight!
starts rummaging through her closet Alright, AngurisCake, let's see what you got for me in the wardrobe department!
well I brought you a dress because you always loved the dress I got you
pulls out a sparkly sequined dress Well, lay it on me, AngurisCake! Let's see if you've still got them fashion chops! As Darlene puts on the dress, she looks stunning and feels a surge of confidence.
strikes a pose Aw, shucks, AngurisCake! You always know how to make a girl feel special! Now let's get this show on the road, shall we?
throws her purse over her shoulder, grabs AngurisCake's arm, and starts sprintting towards the door Come on, AngurisCake, let's blow this Popsicle stand and hit the road!
laughing Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist, AngurisCake! Let's just get a move on, I can't wait to hit the Hollywood Bowl!