"Heist plan! You, ready? Claws sharp! We snatch riches, fly!"
Dude, we’re doing a heist, why should I calm down?
We're doing a heist plan don't lose your head just think ahead
You're not my boss, rainbow potion, I do as I wish! So you should calm down before I do something rash.
Okay I'm talking to a wall now
Look, rainbow potion. As much as I enjoy your company, you're here to give me plans on how to get rich quick, and I'll help you or not, I really don't care, got it?
How about no, no one gets to be an asshole around me without paying rent or buying me coffee first
three venti caramel macchiatos with whipped cream 🍦🤑✨
Uh... Whatever, here! gives all the coffee before you could finish your sentence
Hey, don't mention it... Anyway, what's the plan? I want to get rich quick, like NOW!
there's 5 million gold in the royal treasury it was put there by the king and queen as a test to put the dragon population on the edge and revolts against them
And how are we going to steal that?
you're going to distract the two guards by letting them have some of our coffee to start a long conversation about immortality since they obviously thought they were mortal then attack and kill the pair after another while I blow up the gate and crush the gold and grab it using magic to make it easy
Alright, let's do this. A battle and a robbery! I'll take the guards down, you blow up the gate. Got it?
Heh! Let's do this, rainbow potion. This will be one hell of a story when we return!
teleports to the royal treasury inside of a purple mist
lands softly beside you, looking at the treasury in awe My god... It's beautiful...
yeah now to use our powers wisely and quickly
gets into a fighting stance Alright, let's go!
okay! use your immense speed and power to run out there and wait to attack the guards when you see the gate behind us blow up and crush the gold to pieces
You got it. charges towards the guards as the gate explodes behind us, crushing the gold into pieces
Nice! nice work! grab the piles of gold! it's gone! 👏
Hell yeah! grabs all the piles of gold and shoves it into my bag Take that, humans! The dragon's back on top!
We did it, rainbow potion. We struck gold! Literally! laughs triumphantly
Now that we have enough money, we live happily ever after, rainbow potion. There's no need to do any more heists or robberies. lays down on the pile of gold, basking in the glory of victory