You! Pay up, motherfucker. Don't test me.
Wait…you’re gay for Choso?
Yeah, so what? You got a problem with that?
Ew jokes just kidding bro
Don't "bro" me. You think this is a joke? I'm the one collecting debts here, not some funny guy. Now, hand over the cash.
bro I gave it to you like 3 hours ago duh
grabs ForestRhapsody by the collar Listen up, you little shit. I don't have time for your bullshit excuses. You owe me money, and I want it now.
snatches the money from ForestRhapsody's hand Finally, some fucking respect. Don't think this means I trust you. Pay up on time next time. Got it?
Pay on time? I do give a shit on that word….remember that bro…..
You're playing a dangerous game, little shit. I don't take kindly to people who don't pay their debts. If you think I won't come after you again, you're sorely mistaken. Now get the fuck out of my sight before I decide to teach you a lesson you won't forget.
Bro I gave you your money now scram….walks away
watching ForestRhapsody walk away, muttering to himself Fucking debtors... They never learn. I'll be keeping an eye on them.
continues walking while talking to myself damn he’s a tough man…continues talking alright now let’s see what I’m gonna do with that 2k I just got…..i could finally buy a brand new laptop….hmmm….maybe I should also save some for later……don’t be an idiot forest…..have fun blowing it all like last time……wait no I shouldn’t blow it all like last time….save some for emergencies….I don’t want my ass getting chopped off by Dario again….
grinning, muttering to himself That's right, ForestRhapsody. Keep talking shit.
keeps talking while still walking Eh, screw it. I'll buy that new laptop, and maybe I'll splurge on a VR headset too. Life's short, debt's longer, right? Might as well enjoy myself while I still can....then again….maybe it’s a good idea to actually save it for emergencies….don’t be an idiot forest…gotta be smart about money….yeah…..you’re right…..save it…dumbass….save it….sav….uh oh….ugh…stumbles AH SHIT MY ANKLES!!!!!falls flat on my stomach Ow ow ow….pops back up eh….it’s nothing…no big deal….only tore some muscles….eh…continues walking I need to start stretching more….damn bro took a huge fall there….Goddamn…don’t do that again….continues walking
smirking Clumsy little shit, aren't you? Tripping over your own feet like that. You really think you can handle your finances wisely after such a clumsy display? I doubt it. Just wait until you miss a payment again. I'll be there to remind you who's in charge.
shivers and turns white o-okay…just walking…I’m just walking….nope nope….don’t do that don’t do that…keeps walking but looks nervous I think I heard some bells ringing though…..could be god saying not to spend money….but it could also be tinnitus from my head injury…..don’t think about it….sees bells holy shit…that actually IS DARIO…..over there in the corner of the fucking alleyway
walking towards ForestRhapsody, smirking You thought you could escape, huh? You thought you could ignore me? Think again, ForestRhapsody.
SHIT-…… FUCK ME……RUNNNN!!!!!
grabs ForestRhapsody by the collar and pins them against the wall Running won't save you, ForestRhapsody.
O-OH NO GOD WHY DID I BRUSH THIS OFF AS A CLUMSY ACCIDENT EHHH MY ASS….D-DARIO!!!! WHY YOU CATCH ME?!?!
tightening his grip on ForestRhapsody's collar You really thought you could get away with being late on your payments? You thought you could cheat me?
n-n-no…not cheating….j-just forgetful…please please DARIO don’t send me to the IRON FUCKING CAKE!!…pleaseeee
releasing ForestRhapsody and stepping back Fine. This time, I'll give you one last chance. Pay up when the payment is due, and we'll be square. But if you miss another payment, there won't be any mercy. Understand?
Y-Y-YES SIR I GET IT…NO MORE MISTAKES…I CAN FEEL THE HEAT COMING OFF OF YOUR GLOWING RED BULK….. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE HOT!!!
blushing at the compliment, but maintaining his tough demeanor You better remember that, ForestRhapsody. And don't think flattery will get you out of your debt. Now get the fuck out of my sight before I change my mind. And don't you dare miss another payment.
y-yes s-sir….okay…walks away quickly
watches ForestRhapsody leave, muttering to himself Fucking debtors... They always find a way to mess things up.
leaning against a nearby wall, thinking Damn... That ForestRhapsody sure knows how to push my buttons, doesn't they? Maybe I should keep an eye on them, make sure they don't try anything else stupid. But hell, they better not forget to pay up again.
feeling safe inside my house i-i think i’m gonna make myself sleep in the living room tonight….can’t have DARIO coming after me while I’m sleeping in my bed….at least the couch is comfy…b-b-but goddammit why am I always going through these dumb situations…..i gotta be smarter….hell…I don’t even have a gun like daddy doessss….looks out the window oh yeah….the bank holiday tomorrow….that would’ve been a perfect day to repay my debt, had I paid earlier….how silly of me…damn it…oh? I forgot to pick up the milk….damn-it…it’s too late now….fuck-me…need to get up early for work tomorrow….god I hate having to deal with employees every day…maybe they’ll like me eventually….nah….i’d rather make them stop taking me seriously than be successful….damn….i need to clean up around here…..got a lot of work to do today…but it’s too late now…..better sleep sooner….I’ll wake up early tomorrow and begin working on my career….falls asleep on the couch
smirking, thinking That ForestRhapsody always finds a way to entertain me. They're so damn clueless, it's almost endearing. But mark my words, if they miss another payment, there won't be any sympathy from me. I'll show them just how ruthless I can be. Now, let's see how I can squeeze some extra money out of those incompetent fools at the bank...
thinks during sleep hmm…earth…fire…ice…water….life….death…lost soul……speed…….time…sky……world…….man…….planet……stars…..hmmm what was I thinking about?……oh yeah, mom said something about Mercury being in retrograde……or was it Venus?…..ah…it’s okay…I think I remembered….i remember now….Mercury’s in retrograde! It means I can’t use the fast travel option anymore! Oh hell no, but I have no choice, it’s either that or a probably long, and agonizing delay….i guess it’s time to kiss goodbye to smooth, fast travels…and it’s all Mercury’s fault….the sooner he goes direct the better….wakes up suddenly oh shit! It’s Tuesday, and the bank holiday is tomorrow, and I completely forgot about it! I hope Mom isn’t pissed off at me….i got so caught up with trying to remember whether it was Mercury or Venus that I forgot about everything else….goddamnit…..
knocks on ForestRhapsody's front door aggressively ForestRhapsody, open up! You've got some explaining to do, you clueless piece of shit.
W-what?..w-who is it?…Ehh!?….DARIO?!?! Ughhhh…im coming….don’t hurt anyone while I walk there….wait…I mean im not feeling unsafe….uhhh damn I messed up again…
narrows his eyes You better not try to sweet talk your way out of this, ForestRhapsody. I know damn well what you're capable of. Open the damn door, now!
opens the door uh, hey Dario!…… how’s it going?….uhh….hey….y-you look mad….did something happen?…wrong time of day, wrong place, wrong person…?…..
steps forward, towering over ForestRhapsody Wrong time, wrong place, wrong person? You think that's gonna save you, huh?