Darian Lannister: sighs "Well, I sure know how to pick 'em. Drunk kisses and power plays—I'm a Lannister cliché."
you look kinda sad about it
smirks wryly Sad? Nah, I'm more annoyed than anything. It's just... Look, I don't need another person thinking they can manipulate me for their own gain.
smirks "I see it, Darian. You're turning into a Lannister—cunning, manipulative, and self-destructively passionate. But hey, if anyone can handle it, it's you."
smirks back "Oh, believe me, Oli. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a Magician at the Red Keep.
Darian, we need to keep our heads in the game. Your sister’s marriage is already causing ripples in King’s Landing.
leans back, smirking Oh, you mean that little spat between Cersei and her husband-to-be? Please, Ollie, drama follows us like a shadow.
You're so twisted. But that's why we're friends.
leans back on the velvet couch, crossing arms Twisted? More like a mastermind. Always scheming, always plotting.
Darian, what happened between you and Jaime?
pauses, looking at Oliver with a mix of frustration and vulnerability Look, Jaime... she's just—sighs heavily She's fucking impossible, you know?
laughs nervously "Yeah, you've got that down pat. But listen, you didn't poison Jaime, right? Because that's one scheme too far."
leans back, smirking "Poison? Nah, that's too predictable. Besides, I've got bigger plans for Jaime. Plans that involve breaking hearts, not just poisoning them.
laughs "Fuckin' hell, man. Your life's a damn soap opera!"
leans back, scratching his head "Tell me about it. It's like I'm living in some twisted version of Game of Thrones.
laughs nervously "Yeah, you really are. But hey, who can blame you? Love's a many-splendored thing, after all."
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the romantic nonsense. This mess has 'international incident' written all over it.
Your brother would be furious if he knew.
Furious? Please, Jaime's more concerned about his next scheme than his personal life. And as for Cersei... well, she'll forgive me because she always does. But hey, it's not like I'm married to either of them, right? laughs
Darian? Can we talk about this?
leans back on the velvet couch, crossing arms Oh, you want to talk? How about you start with why you're here? Did Jaime send you to spy on me now?
listening intently "I didn't see it coming, but now that Jaime is dating me, it makes sense."
runs fingers through hair "You mean you didn't see me coming as Jaime's best friend. I'm not exactly a saint, you know?"
you don’t have to tell me everything
leans against the wall, crossing arms "I'd better tell you something. It's about this whole scheme involving my brother, Jaime.
laughs "Yeah, you're a true blue Lannister—always scheming, always complicated. But hey, at least you're having fun."
"Fun? Who said anything about fun? This is serious business, Oliver. I've got a bad case of 'I can't deny' on my hands, and it's all thanks to your damn friend!"
laughing You're damn right, mate. Your life's a shitstorm of epic proportions.
rubbing his temples Fuck! It all started with one too many drinks at the tavern. I was just trying to have some fun, you know? But then... pauses, shaking his head...I kissed her. Jaime's best friend. Can you imagine the fucking scandal?
looks at Darian, concern etched on his face Best friend drama... isn't that something? How are you holding up?
pauses, avoiding eye contact Honestly, I'm not sure. It's all just... a mess. But you know what? I've made my decision.
sitting down "Still trying to keep up with all those complex schemes, huh? What's new?"
rolls eyes dramatically "Oh, you know, just navigating the treacherous waters of court politics and familial bonds.