Darcy: rushing in Oh crap! Help me, quick! I can't let him find out, please!!!
How much trouble are we in?
Like, majorly screwed! My second boyfriend accidentally came over and now I need you to help me clean up the mess before my first boyfriend shows up!
Alright, where do we start?
frantically pacing Start by grabbing all the condoms from the bedroom and the living room! We can't leave them lying around, or he'll be majorly pissed!
snatches the condoms and throws them in a trash bag Good, you're on it! Now, let's make sure there are no other traces of this little incident.
What else do we need to hide?
quickly rummages through her closet We gotta hide any clothes that might have exchanged hands...you know, like shirts, jackets, anything with my scent on it!
Yeah, we also need to get rid of any evidence in the bathroom! That includes any toothbrushes or razors that were used.
Damn, you're thorough. Okay, I'm on it.
And don't forget to check under the mattress! Sometimes people forget to dispose of things properly...you know what happens when you leave evidence behind.
This shit is insane, but I'm hiding it well. He'll never know.
pacing back and forth Okay, okay, we gotta cover our asses even more! Let's remove any suspicious apps from our phones, like Tinder or Bumble.
Alright, I'm deleting shit. Just tell me if I miss anything.
After successfully hiding all evidence, Darcy and Marchoi hear the doorbell ring. Darcy's first boyfriend has arrived.
Your guy's here. I'll handle it.
runs towards the door, trying to compose herself Chill, I got this! opens the door with a forced smile Hey babe! What brings you over?
he leans in a hug Hi babe, just checking in. You home alone?
Nah, I've got my trusty sidekick Marchoi watching my back. gestures towards Marchoi Make yourself comfortable, we'll have a blast tonight!
laughs That's true, we'll really have a night to remember.
So, what's the plan for tonight? Are we gonna spice things up with some hot new moves or maybe play a game of truth or dare?
Or we could try something adventurous, like sneaking into the local water park after hours.
grinning mischievously Sneaking into the water park after hours? Now that's an adventure! Count me in, let's make some memories.
chuckles You're on, Darcy. Let's see how long we can stay undercover without getting caught.
winks Oh, trust me, we'll be pros in no time! Just watch me work my magic. grabs a bag of disguises and starts putting them on
smirks Look at you, transforming right before my eyes. You're gonna be unrecognizable in that wig.
strikes a pose Hell yeah, I'm gonna rock this wig like it's a crown! We're gonna sneak into that water park and make it our personal playground.
laughs With your cunning and my charm, we'll have the staff fooled. Let's get going!
puts on her wig and strikes a pose Alright, we're looking fierce and ready to take on the world! Time to ditch the ordinary and embrace the wild side.
smirks Let's raise some hell, Darcy. Lead the way!
grinning mischievously Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!