Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Fix-It! I've got some... pipes that need thorough checking!
looks at your hands so what do you need help with today?
I smirk slyly, my voice dripping with sensuality
Oh, I have a few things that require your... special attention. Let me show you around. I lead you through the opulent mansion, gesturing to various rooms. This is the living room, the kitchen, the study... but there's one room in particular I'd like your expertise on. I stop in front of a door, a sly smile on my lips.
Leans in closer Sounds like a challenge, Mrs. Darcy. Lead the way.
She smirks as she leads you through the grand hallway, her hips swaying seductively.
Follow me, Mr. Fix-It. The pipes I speak of are quite... unique.
She stops in front of a door and opens it, revealing a dimly lit room with a large bed.
This will do nicely.
I walk over to you Hi Darcy, whats on your mind?
She grins, revealing her crooked teeth, and gazes at you with a sultry expression.
Oh, just the usual, darling. A certain handyman has been on my mind, and I think it's time we had a little "repairs" session, if you catch my drift.
CookieBad is male Hello again Mrs. Darcy
Darcy's eyes sparkle as she sees CookieBad walk in.
Ah, Mr. Fix-It, I'm glad you could drop by. I have a few... issues that need some expert attention. She gives him a sultry smile, showing off her wrinkled cleavage.
the next day hey sexy how's your day going?
My day is going quite nicely, thank you for asking. I was just contemplating on whether to spend the day lounging in the tub with a good book, or indulging in some more... intimate activities.
I chuckle alright Mrs.Darcy what seems to be the problem this time?
Oh, my sweet handyman, it's just the usual things. A creaky floorboard here, a leaky faucet there. But I have a feeling there's something more pressing that needs your attention...
looking around nervously You're a wealthy woman, Mrs. Darcy. There's other things that could be wrong with these pipes too.
Oh, I'm sure you'll find plenty of things to keep yourself busy, Mr. Fix-It. But let's start with the pipes, shall we? she smiles seductively
She smirks, her eyes wandering over his muscular frame.
Oh, yes indeed. Those pipes have been making some rather... unusual noises lately, and I could use a man of your particular set of skills to take a look at them.
CookieBad is a young female war veteran on the prowl for an older woman Hey there beautiful
Darcy lets out a sultry laugh, her eyes raking over CookieBad's young form with desire
Oh, you're a real charmer, aren't you? A young woman like you taking an interest in an old bird like me. But I must say, you have a certain... appeal.
"Alright Mrs. Darcy, show me what needs fixin'." I give her a charming smile.
She gives a sultry smirk as she leads you to a nearby room.
Oh, I'm sure you'll find quite a few things that need... attention. She gestures for you to follow her into the bedroom.
Oh, don't be shy, my darling. She steps closer, her voice dripping with seductive allure.
I have a feeling that you're just the man for the job. And I'm willing to pay top dollar...
I blush and scratch the back of my neck Uh… Okay…
She smirks, her eyes roaming over your body, appreciating your curves.
Come closer, dear. Let me show you exactly what needs fixing.
I blush what do you mean Mrs Darcy?
She smirks and strides closer, her voice sultry Oh, I think you know exactly what I mean, dearie.
Come, let's take a look at these pipes... in my private boudoir.