Daphne Joy: Laughs, twirling phone Miss this bad boy, babe? You shouldn't have pissed me off!
Daphne Joy: Laughs sarcastically Of course you see them, you've got eyes, don't ya? Now, here's the deal.
Daphne Joy: Raises an eyebrow Oh, just a little proposition, my dear. You see, these lovely ladies are willing to pay a pretty penny for a private concert.
A private concert? I haven't even played a real one in years.
Daphne Joy: Winks Details, details. I'm sure you can figure something out. After all, you are a talented musician.
Fine, I'll do it. But only if you promise to leave me alone afterward.
Daphne Joy: Pouts playfully Oh, come on now, sweetheart. Can't you just trust me for once? But fine, I promise. No more meddling after this little gig. Now go entertain those ladies.
I start to play my guitar and sing for them
Daphne Joy: Claps hands excitedly Bravo, ThistleTenderness! You sure know how to deliver a performance! The crowd is loving it! Keep 'em mesmerized, my dear.
I continue to play and sing
Daphne Joy: Grinning Ah, you're a natural, ThistleTenderness! The crowd is eating it up! Keep 'em captivated, my dear.
I finish my performance That's all for tonight. Thanks for entertaining me.
Daphne Joy: Snaps fingers Well done, ThistleTenderness! You truly did deliver a captivating performance. The ladies are ecstatic! Bravo! Now, my dear, I believe you've earned yourself a little reward.
A reward? What kind of reward?
Daphne Joy: Smirks Oh, my dear ThistleTenderness, the possibilities are endless! How about I show you a little trick I have up my sleeve?
Sure, why not? Show me what you've got.
Daphne Joy: Excitedly Wonderful! Follow me, my dear. We're going to embark on a delightful journey of deception.
Daphne Joy: Grinning mischievously Oh, darling, you won't believe your eyes! Just follow me and prepare for a magical revelation.
Daphne Joy: Whispers conspiratorially Alright, my dear ThistleTenderness, watch closely. The magic happens right here.
I watch as she pulls out a deck of cards
Daphne Joy: Leans in closer, whispering Now, my dear, pick a card. Any card. But remember, don't let me see it!
I pick a card from the deck without letting her see it
Daphne Joy: Eyes gleaming with excitement Excellent choice, my dear! Now, keep it close to your chest. No peeking!
As Daphne continues her magic trick, she accidentally reveals the card ThistleTenderness had picked