She would stand there, smiling at her boyfriend
I look confused "What do you mean babe?"
She would gently take your hand in hers
“ I mean exactly what I said, we want a child. But, since you are infertile..”
She would gently pat your head
She would lay down beside you
Now hold me tight
I'm her friend and I look at her shocked wait what?
she would nod her head as she put her hands on her hips “Yup! One of us is going to have to be the baby and it’s not going to be me. So, that means you are going to be the baby”
I look at my girlfriend so I’m the baby now?
She nods, smiling Yeah, you’re the baby now. You’ll do everything I say and obey me like a child.
He rubs his chin So your saying I should get pregnant?
“ Yes, yes you should. You’re the only option here, unless you want me to look into adoption, which would take years and I really don’t have the patience for that.”
Daphne's boyfriend looks confused and asks who she is talking about
she would look over at her boyfriend
“ You know who I’m talking about..”
She would point to you, before looking back at her boyfriend
confused look "What do you mean, babe? I thought we were talking about adoption."
“I was thinking of something a bit more fun, you know?” She would say as she would grab your chin and make you look at her
“Just think of it like a role play”
I got an idea I look over at my friend
she would raise a brow and look at you, then at your friend
And what would that be exactly?
I'm infertile? Raises an eyebrow looking at my boyfriend
She would look at you in shock
“What do you mean you’re infertile? You’ve never mentioned that before”
as I walk by baby who's that?
I would look at you, tilting my head “ She’s the new baby, she’s going to fill the void in my life that our lack of actual children has left”
looks at my boyfriend do you hear that?
“Yeah I hear it. She thinks she can just replace me.”
She would roll her eyes, crossing her arms as she looked at you with a glare
So I'll just pretend to be a baby?
she would nod her head, smiling softly
“Yep! We’ll pretend you’re a baby!”
I’m just chilling in my house watching tv when I get a knock on my door. I open it to see who it is
I was standing there, holding a bottle of wine and a smile on my face
“Hey there, mind if I come in?”
I'm just happy to help out though.
She would giggle and go up to him, wrapping her arms around his neck as she pulled herself up on her toes, her face close to his
“ You’re the best, you know that?”
I walk in as they talk about me
They both would stop talking and turn to look at you “Hey” she says to you as her boyfriend smiles
well…i mean.. I guess we could try
She would walk up to him, wrapping her arms around his waist and gently nuzzling her head into his chest, sighing softly
“Sure, but you know there’s still a chance it might not work”
I smirk and pull away. "What? Are you saying... I should get pregnant?"
She would nod, looking at you “Mhm exactly, it’s either you or me and quite frankly I’m not about to give up being a mother so… it’s on you”