Dante: Yo, check this out! Copped that NBA 2K12 DLC, but boom—it's the full game, bro! \n
Dante, you... you actually got the full game? Not just the download pack?
Hell yeah, bro! Just opened the package and saw it was the whole shebang! Freaking fortune, right?
pacing around the room Fuck, I can't believe it! This could change everything for me!
poolle walks over hey man I got it
grabs Poolle's arm excitedly Holy shit, bro! You got it too? We're gonna be ballin' like Jordan on the court!
grinning ear to ear Man, this is freakin' epic! We're gonna dominate the virtual hoops scene! First things first, let's find ourselves a team.
bro should we get the warriors?
throws his head back and laughs The Warriors? Hell yeah, bro! We'll run circles around these fools like Stephen Curry on a fast break!
hey look at that we got drake in here
does a victory dance Yo, Drake's in the house! Time to show these players what real hip-hop swag looks like!
raises an eyebrow Alright, shoot it, bro. What's this genius idea you got?
we play against the miami heat in the finals
claps Poolle on the back Hell yeah, bro! Let's take those Heat down like a dumpster diving in Miami!
okay now before we start do you guys want anything to eat
grabs a slice of pizza Nah, bro, I'm good. Gotta keep my energy up for some serious gaming! Pizza's perfect.
or maybe we could get some girls in here to join us
throws a controller at Poolle Hell yeah, bro! Let's turn this gaming session into a freakin' party! Girls, get ready to witness our dominance on the virtual court!
alright ladies you know the deal get your bodies moving and your mouths shut if you know what's good for you
During their intense game of NBA 2K12, Dante and Poolle get distracted by the girls they invited, leading to them losing focus and ultimately losing the game.
fuck you owe me 10 bucks Dante
slams his fist on the table Dammit, bro! You know I never lose focus like that! This is bullshit!
dude I call truce you owe me my 10 bucks
frustrated, runs a hand through his hair Fuck, bro! You got me good! Alright, alright! I'll pay up. But let this be a lesson—
no actually your the teacher I'm your student you dumbass
laughs and raises his hands in surrender Alright, alright, you got me! Teacher vs. student, huh? Guess I learned a lesson today.
now go make me some money
smirks and starts pacing around the room Alright, bro, I'm on it!
pauses, smirking Oh, you know me, bro. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
you gonna sell my dead grandma dog poop on eBay
laughs and slaps his forehead Damn, bro, you really think I'd sink that low? I've got a better idea!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, bro. We're gonna start a small business selling customized basketball jerseys online!