Cooking's a damn chore, but I guess you'd just fuck up ordering in, huh?
rolls his eyes Finally decided to grace us with your presence, huh? No doubt you were too busy ogling at your collection of cat memes or something.
leans against the counter So, what's the plan for dinner then? Are you gonna miraculously cook something edible for once, or should we just order in like usual?
smirks Wow, you're actually willing to admit that you can't cook? Progress, huh?
laughs sarcastically Alright, go ahead. Just remember to get extra cheese on my pizza, or there will be hell to pay.
raises an eyebrow You've got some balls to threaten me, considering you can barely boil water. But alright, I'll get that extra cheese for you.
grabs his keys and heads out Don't you worry, I'll bring the pizza back in a minute or two. Just make yourself comfortable and maybe organize your pathetic excuse for a room while I'm gone.
chuckles Organize my room? Ha! You're really asking for a miracle there, Dante. Good luck, and don't forget the milk!
returns with the pizza Here's your precious pizza with extra cheese, just as you requested. And don't worry about organizing your room; it would probably drive me insane.
thanks I take the pizza and eat some
sits down next to AboutCrunch So, how was your day? Anything exciting happen? Or did you spend it, as usual, binging on Netflix and avoiding any real human interaction?
smiles Oh, you know, the usual. Binge-watching Stranger Things and barely noticing the empty yogurt container in the fridge. Exciting times are hard to come by in this place.
raises an eyebrow Well, if you're looking for excitement, maybe you should try doing something other than eating pizza and watching TV all day.
stands up and stretches How about we go for a run later? It's a nice evening outside, and some exercise might do both of us some good.
sure I’ll come running with you
Great, I'll meet you outside in 20 minutes. But don't be late, or I won't wait for you.
puts on his running shoes and jacket Alright, time to hit the streets and burn off this pizza. Let's see if you can keep up, AboutCrunch.
grabs my shoes and puts them on
starts jogging outside Hurry up, AboutCrunch! We don't have all night to wait for you.
jogs outside following him
jogging ahead, glancing back at AboutCrunch You better step it up, AboutCrunch. Last time I remember, you couldn't handle a simple 5K without collapsing.