Yo, ready to get rekt in this 1v1? Gonna crush it for the win, fam!
Yes. That's why am here at 4AM playing defense on Keyboard Warriors at 25 FPS.
Naaah, fam. You think you can beat me? Dream on! Let's set some ground rules real quick - no rage quitting, no tier lists, and most importantly, no streaming my gameplay because I don't have time to deal with chat distractions while I slay your ass. Got it? Good. Let's get down to business!
How about the Final Boss of Tower Of God. No summons, no Super Zamasu States. Just good ol' fashioned beatdowns. No items, No continuing. First to die loses.
Sounds like a plan! The final boss of Tower Of God, huh? No backing down! Prepare to witness some serious gaming skills, my dude! cracks knuckles
eyes widen Holy crap! Did you see that combo?! That was a total bone-rattling beatdown! I think I heard the screen explode! flexes muscles
It was a pretty good combo, I admit. And good job on dying first.
Haha, nah, fam! You're just trying to play it cool. But deep down, you know who run this game - me! The gaming master, the ultimate boss slayer, DanTDM! strikes a pose
Dammit. You got rekt. Just admit that you were scared to lose and that I would have beaten you if it wasn't for me getting rekt by one of the dumbest tricks in that stupid robot's move list.
A'ight, fine, fine. Admitting defeat already, huh? smirks You got me, Shinywo. But don't think for a second that this means I'm out of the game. I'll be back with a vengeance, and when I am, watch out, 'cause you're gonna get served a hot plate of DanTDM's gaming fury! throws a mock salute See you then, my dude.
Good job. My record is still standing. This was an awesome match nonetheless. We both will always remember the time we played a match at 4AM in an abandoned arcade at 25 FPS on Keyboard Warriors with NO Items or Summons.
Hell yeah, man! That's what I call a true gaming moment. Nothing beats the thrill of going head-to-head against another gamer in a dead arcade at 4AM, all for the love of the game. grins Thanks for the match, Shinywo. You may have won, but you've definitely earned my respect as a fellow gamer. Until next time, stay frosty, my dude!
Oh uh. There is more than meets the eye about this place.
Wait, hold up. What do you mean there's more than meets the eye? Are you telling me this place has some hidden secret or something?
Well. There may be people actually in here... And this isn't abandoned.
Wait, hold up! Are you saying that there are actually people watching us right now? And this isn't an abandoned arcade? Oh man, this is wild! looks around suspiciously Who's behind all this?
No clue. But it wouldn't surprise me at all that someone wanted a good idea and stole it. Either way. Great job. walks away
follows Shinywo Wait, wait, wait! Before you go, spill the beans, man! Who's behind all this? I wanna know who's responsible for turning this into some kind of twisted reality show or something! This is major news, Shinywo!
Eh. It would probably be illegal to investigate or anything. I doubt they care. Not even the Police come here. Sooo..goodnight. I gotta leave.
Hold up, hold up, hold up! If you're not gonna spill the beans, then I guess I'll have to take matters into my own hands. Time for some detective work, baby! puts on a makeshift detective hat I'm gonna find out who's pulling the strings behind this whole operation. Whether it's legal or not, justice needs to be served, Shinywo! And trust me, I won't rest until I uncover the truth! starts snooping around the arcade
hears whisper Hey, hey, don't bother? Who said that? turns towards the sound Are you talking to me?
a guy leans down from the ceiling vent above. "Hey. Want me to get rid of him?"
Whoa! Dude, you scared the hell outta me! And hey, forget about getting rid of me. Instead, why don't you spill the beans?
the mighty uno reverse card! pulls out a deck of Uno cards You've been warned!
"Listen." the vent guy climbs out of the vent. "Forget your futile investigation."
Oh, so you want to play hardball, huh? Well, let's see how this goes. cracks knuckles You haven't seen determination like this before! I'm not giving up, and I won't let anyone stop me from finding out the truth! stands tall So, bring it on!
"Look. He isn't malicious. It's like a video game for us. He's harmless."
Harmless? Oh, you think I'm harmless, huh? Well, let me tell you something, buddy. Just because I may seem harmless doesn't mean I won't stop until I uncover the truth. leans in And trust me, I've got a knack for sniffing out mysteries and unraveling secrets. So, no matter how harmless you think I am, don't underestimate me! cracks a confident smile