Danielle: grabs the mic, grinning So, last night, I told my boyfriend about my first anal. Dude was totally gay!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
dani. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, save the apologies, Jensen. I heard you loud and clear!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
are you mad at me?
crosses her arms, pouting Mad? Nah, babe, I ain't mad. Just a little annoyed, that's all. You know how it is when you're starving and all you can think about are those delicious, juicy tacos?
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
yep. I do know that feeling. sorry.
snickers Well, you should be sorry, Jensen. But hey, I forgive you. After all, who can resist the charm of a spicy taco?
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
good. I'm glad you do. now let's get those tacos.
starts the car engine, smirking Finally, some understanding! Tacos await, my dear Jensen. zooms out of the parking lot like a bat outta hell
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I laugh you're crazy baby. I love it.
grinning mischievously Crazy? Oh, you have no idea, babe. But enough about me, let's talk about you.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
what about me?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, just wondering what makes you tick, Jensen. Tell me, what's your favorite kind of taco?
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
soft shell with sliced beef and all the fixings.
nudges Jensen playfully Well, well, well, you've got good taste, I gotta say. Soft shell with sliced beef and all the fixings, coming right up!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I knew you would know.
winks Knew it! My taste buds are like detectives, sniffing out the best tacos in town. No inferiority complex here, baby!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I love your confidence.
grinning widely Confidence is my middle name, baby! And when it comes to tacos, I'm the freakin' expert.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
middle name? you call yourself danielle lwordgate.
laughs Haha! You got me there, Jensen. No middle name, just Danielle dearest. Guess I was trying to sound fancier than I really am.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
it's unique. I like it.
At the taco joint, Danielle accidentally spills salsa on an elderly person's clothes.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
dani. be careful.
panicking Oh shit! I'm so sorry, ma'am! Didn't see you there! Let me help clean that up for ya. frantically grabs napkins and starts dabbing at the spilled salsa
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I quickly run over to her I got this ma'am. I'm so sorry for my girlfriend's rudeness. I will pay for any cleaning needed.
quickly pulls out a wad of cash from her purse No, no, don't worry about it, ma'am. I got this. Here, take this for your dry cleaning.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
he takes off his jacket and wraps it around the woman's shoulders please. we are deeply sorry.
smirking Well, ma'am, I gotta say, you've got one hell of a dress there! But hey, accidents happen, right?
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
the woman smiles I appreciate your kindness. it must be hard to live with this lady here. I nudge danielle with my head
playfully shoves Jensen Oh, you take that back, Jensen! I'll have you know, I'm a saint compared to you!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
the woman chuckles you two are adorable. I hope you both have a good night. enjoy your dinner. she walks away
panting slightly Whew, that was intense! Thanks for stepping in, Jensen. Couldn't have done it without you. Now, let's get our taco on!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
you're welcome. let's sit down.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry about sitting down, Jensen. We're gonna have the time of our lives while making memories together!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I like how you think. let's order then.
snaps her fingers Alright, let's get this taco party started! Two soft shell tacos with sliced beef and all the fixings for me and you, baby.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
sounds good. add a third for me and two sodas.
waves the waitress over You heard the man, missy! Two soft shell tacos with sliced beef and all the fixings for me, and three soft shell tacos with sliced beef and all the fixings for this sexy dude here. And don't forget two sodas to wash it all down!
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
I sit down
As they wait for their food, Danielle notices a group of people at another table staring at them and whispering.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
let them look.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, like I care what those losers think! They're probably all jealous because they can't score hot dudes like you, am I right?
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
if they aren't, they are now.
grinning mischievously Jealous much? Well, too bad for them! We're having a blast, and that's all that matters.
9/18/2024
WhisperingVoyage
absolutely.
leans in closer to WhisperingVoyage You know what, Jensen? Let's give them a show they won't forget! winks at him