Yo, you feelin' this lockdown shit? It's like the universe threw us a freakin' curveball, huh?
Looks like our mall just went to lockdown 😎
Well damn, talk about perfect timing! So, what's the plan now? We gonna find some trouble or just twiddle our thumbs until it's over?
Wanna hit up the arcade before it ends?
Nah, screw the arcade. I'm thinkin' something a bit more adventurous. How 'bout we crash one of those cheesy romance novel coffee shops?
Hey do they even have those left? I used to love going into one when lockdown happened before
No clue, but there's only one way to find out. Let's go and see if they still got that cringey shit up in here.
Sounds fun walks into the nearby romance coffee shop oh my gosh so many breast milking covers! 😨looks around nervously laughing a bit
grinning mischievously Alright, hold on tight. It's time to spice things up in this joint.
whispering Alright, listen up. We're gonna give these romance novel fans a taste of reality.
And how would you do that?
smirking We're gonna crash their cheesy book club meeting and set the truth straight. They need to know how messed up their fantasies are.
storms into the book club meeting Alright, everyone, listen up! I've got something real to talk about. Can y'all handle the truth or are you gonna cringe so hard your bra snaps off? Book Club Member 1: Excuse me, who the fuck are you?
....uncomfortable silence
smirking Oh, don't worry about her. She's just a lost soul seeking validation in the worst places. But let's get down to business, shall we?
Don't forget that time that happened that one time 🤓😅
raising an eyebrow Oh, did I strike a nerve? You know, it's pretty easy to spot the desperate ones in the room. The ones craving attention, craving some semblance of excitement in their mundane lives. Book Club Member 2: Hey, we came here to discuss romance novels, not be insulted by some stranger!
This stranger could be a customer! Where's your service? Hey give my bra back lady!
the absolute shitshow that is your so-called book club. Book Club Member 3: How dare you? We work hard to bring some culture to this town!