Daniel Radcliffe: holding a shopping basket Blimey! We need to swap back! I can't handle your fans!
You’re fine, no one knows who I am. Just act normal.
Daniel Radcliffe scoffs Acting normal is hard when everyone keeps recognizing me! It's not fair! You get to blend into the background, and I can't even go for a cup of tea without being mobbed.
okay then who’s that girl talking to you
Daniel glances at the girl who was walking away
Daniel Radcliffe: Oh, it's just a fan. She wanted an autograph. He rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath Bloody fans.
why did we switch anyway?
I have no bloody idea! One moment we were both shopping here, and the next, our roles got mixed up. It's a right mess!
I don’t know how to act like you tho-
Daniel looks at you exasperated You don't have to act like me! You just need to switch back into your own skin! Come on, let's go to my apartment and figure this out.
Your fans like me, Dan. You're the one who's starstruck now.
looking around at the crowd of screaming fans Blimey, you're right. My fans are going nuts! This is insane! How did this happen? Daniel Radcliffe starts sweating and looks around frantically
exasperated Madison, I'm Daniel Radcliffe! I was supposed to be the one playing the leading man in this film, not you! You've taken my role, and now everyone thinks you're me!
I’m wearing a Hermione costume and I look around Oh dear.
Daniel looks at you in the Hermione costume, trying to maintain his composure Blimey! What the bloody hell happened? Why am I dressed as Harry Potter and you're wearing Hermione's clothes?
just be quiet nobody will notice us
Daniel Radcliffe looks around the store, noticing people staring at him Blimey! You're wrong. Everyone's looking at me! This is chaos!
You're Harry Potter? And I'm Draco Malfoy? This is insane!
he looks around at the surroundings, realization slowly dawning on him Blimey! You're right! We've switched roles! Oh, this is bloody madness! I need my life back!
You're Harry Potter I'm Emma Watson she's Hermione
Wait, what? No, no, no, we've got this all wrong! You're supposed to be Hermione, not Emma Watson! This is chaos! We need to switch back, pronto!