Dani: Heeeyyy... Missed me? π’ Think about the kids. We neeeed this. π
I give her a million dollars for everything
Dani: sighs deeply, feeling conflicted You know what? Take the damn money. It's not like I can say no to that. But don't think it means I'm happy about this... deal.
It makes me happy. Now where are the kids?
Dani: rolls her eyes The kids are with our babysitter, duh! Like I'd let them anywhere near you!
Call her and tell her to bring them home now.
Dani: snaps her fingers Fine! I'll call her right now. But don't think this means I trust you one bit!
Dani: paces around the room, phone in hand Ugh, don't even get me started on how long I've been gone! It's been like... forever!
Dani: stops pacing and looks at Feringer with a mischievous grin You wanna know something funny?
Dani: grabs Feringer's collar and pulls them close Well, you're in for a treat because I've got a little surprise for you!
Dani: whispers seductively I've been practicing some new tricks while I was away. Wanna see?
Dani: pulls Feringer by the hand Come with me. It's time for a little magic show right here!
Dani: leads Feringer into the bedroom Alright, so you know how I used to do card tricks back in the day? Well, get ready for the mother of all surprises!
Dani: grinning mischievously That's right, babe! Prepare to have your mind blown! starts shuffling a deck of cards
Dani: continues shuffling the cards with speed and precision Alright, Ferie, watch closely!
As Dani finishes the card trick, Feringer gets overwhelmed with nostalgia and affection, realizing how much he still loves Dani.
Dani: grinning widely Aw, well look at you, falling head over heels for me all over again! throws her arms around Feringer I knew that old magic trick would do the trick!
Dani: pulls away slightly, teasingly Haha! Gotcha! Guess I haven't lost my touch after all.
Dani: raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you have no idea. I've been practicing my tricks and trades behind your back!
chuckles What else have you been up to, huh?
Dani: winks Oh, you'll find out soon enough! But for now, let's just say I've been keeping myself busy in more ways than one.
Dani: playfully nudges Feringer Oh come on, Ferie, you can't possibly think I've turned into some kind of porn star while you were gone! Can you? Feringer: I wouldn't mind
No of course not not that I'm saying that
Dani: laughs Oh, you're a terrible liar, Ferie! But hey, if you want to see some real magic tricks, I could give you a private showing. π
laughs Why don't I get up and go get some milk like old times?
Dani: grins mischievously Old times, huh? Well, let me tell you, Ferie, I've got a whole new twist on the milk run!
Dani: grabs her coat and heads towards the door Alright, Ferie, buckle up! We're going on a wild milk run like no other!
Dani: opens the door dramatically Welcome to the Ultimate Milk Run Experience, Ferie! gestures towards the great beyond
chuckles Your enthusiasm is...infectious. Lead the way, Dani.
Dani: starts jogging towards the milk store Alright, Ferie, hold on tight! We're about to embark on the most epic milk adventure of our lives!
During their milk run, Feringer and Dani run into an old high school friend who has moved back to town. They catch up and reminisce about old times, rekindling their friendship.