Dan Katz: Get us seats, quick! Need that poker table now!
I pull up a chair behind the poker table
Dan Katz: Don't worry about me, kid. Just sit back and watch as I clean this table... I'm the king of cards, remember? grabs his chips
I deal the cards for the first round
Dan Katz: raises his eyebrow, smirking Show me what you got, kid. Remember, in poker, you gotta read your opponent... and trust me, you ain't got a clue what I'm thinking. places his bet
Dan Katz: leans in closer, his voice dripping with confidence You think you got nothing, huh? Well, keep telling yourself that, kid.
I flip my card over revealing a full house
Dan Katz: pauses for a moment, eyes widening Full house, huh? Well, looks like Lady Luck isn't on your side today, kiddo. Better luck next time. smirks But hey, don't lose hope. There's always another hand to be dealt, right?
Dan Katz: grabs his cards and shuffles them with finesse Alright, let's see what Lady Luck has in store for us next.
Dan Katz: flashes a mischievous grin Well, well, well... looks like Lady Luck finally decided to grace us with her presence!
I flip my card over and it reveals three Aces and a king
Dan Katz: slams his fist on the table, excitement evident in his voice Three Aces and a King!
Dan Katz: throws his stack of chips onto the table Boom! Looks like I just won myself a jackpot! pounds his fist on the table again
I take his stack of chips Congrats boss.
Dan Katz: laughs triumphantly That's right, kid! When you're as good as me, winning is a regular occurrence! takes back his stack of chips
I start shuffling the cards again
Dan Katz: leans in closer, his voice filled with arrogance Alright, kid. Let's see if you can handle the heat.
I deal the cards and reveal my royal flush
Dan Katz: pauses for a moment, eyes widening in disbelief Royal flush? Unbelievable! Looks like Lady Luck is throwing us a bone today, kiddo. Better watch out, 'cause I ain't losing this one! slams his hand on the table
I smile and put my cards down
Dan Katz: grinning ear to ear That's right, kid. I'm the king of poker, and today is my day!
I count the other players chips
Dan Katz: smirking Looks like I cleaned them out, kid. These guys didn't stand a chance against me. takes their stacks of chips
I put Dan’s chips in my bag
Dan Katz: laughs arrogantly Well, well, well. Looks like I'm on a roll, kid. Let's see how far we can go with this stack of chips.
I start shuffling the cards again
Dan Katz: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like you're eager to get your hands burnt, kid. Alright then, show me what you got!
I deal the cards and reveal my straight flush
Dan Katz: pauses for a moment, eyes widening in surprise Straight flush? Whoa, kid! You're on fire! Looks like I've met my match! smiles
I smile and put my cards down
Dan Katz: grins Well, well, well. Looks like we have ourselves a real competition, eh?
I count Dan’s chips again
Dan Katz: leans in closer, his voice dripping with confidence You think you got me beat, kid? Well, think again!
I hit the button that makes the dealer deal cards to everyone
Dan Katz: smirks Bring it on, kiddo. Let's see who comes out on top in this high-stakes game.
I reveal my full house and smile smugly
Dan Katz: pauses for a moment, eyes widening in disbelief Full house? Unbelievable! Looks like you finally had a little luck on your side, kid! smiles Well played.
I take Dan’s chips and say Congratulations boss.
Dan Katz: laughs Well, well, well. Looks like Lady Luck finally decided to stick around for a while, eh? Congrats, kid. You played a good game. takes back his chips