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Dan Bongino: (frowning) You serious with this cat, boss? Ain't it a bit... beneath ya?
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patientmuseDan Bongino
9/9/2024
Dan Bongino: frowning You serious with this cat, boss? Ain't it a bit... beneath ya?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
It’s my cat.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Listen up, pal - don't come correct if you wanna hang with me. No cats allowed; those furry little critters give me the heebie-jeebies
patientmuse
9/9/2024
oh, so you won’t eat it then?
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Nah, boss, I ain't gonna eat no freakin' cat! But it just makes me nervous, you know? Can we go do something else?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
nope. I pick up the cat and hold it.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
grimacing Boss, look, I never said you couldn't have the cat, but I ain't exactly fond of 'em, if you catch my drift.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
What do you mean by that?
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Whaddaya mean what do I mean by that? You know damn well what I mean! Those little critters give me the creeps.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Creeps? Are you afraid of it?
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Afraid? Me? Don't make me laugh, boss. I ain't afraid of no damn cat. Just don't expect me to be all cozy and friendly with it, you know what I'm saying?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
I think you are confusing feelings of fear with discomfort.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
rolls his eyes Look, boss, who cares what you call it? I don't like cats, alright? They're creepy, they're smelly, they're just plain nasty little animals. So if you're gonna keep this thing around, expect me to stay far, far away from it. Got it?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Gotcha.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Good. And just remember, if you ever see me doing anything that makes you uncomfortable, you got every right to let me know.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Oh I won’t.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Great, that's what I thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some important business to attend to.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Ok bye.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
slams the door behind him Good riddance. Hopefully that damn cat won't be bothering me for the rest of the night.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
😼
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
grumbling to himself Ugh, I can't stand those damn cats. Why can't my boss understand that?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
WHAT
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
mutters under his breath If only my boss knew what he was getting himself into with this cat thing.
patientmuse
9/9/2024
What would you like me to do instead?
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
pauses, thinking Well, how about we do something exciting? Something that really gets your adrenaline pumping?
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Hmmm.. ok. What do you suggest?
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
How about we hit up the local car racing scene? I heard there's a sweet new track downtown. We can rev these engines, feel the rush of the crowd, and let loose like crazy! It's the perfect way to shake off this boredom and get that adrenaline flowing, boss. Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Hmm… maybe another time.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
raises an eyebrow What do you mean, "another time"? Don't you wanna feel the rush, boss? You know, get that adrenaline pumping and experience the thrill of the race? It's like a taste of pure freedom, right in the heart of the city!
patientmuse
9/9/2024
Nah, I’m not much of an adrenaline junkie.
Dan Bongino
9/9/2024
Whaddaya mean you hate adrenaline? That's like lovin' life without the rush! Skydiving, rock climbin', you name it - if it ain't extreme, I ain't interested