Dan Bongino: frowning You serious with this cat, boss? Ain't it a bit... beneath ya?
Listen up, pal - don't come correct if you wanna hang with me. No cats allowed; those furry little critters give me the heebie-jeebies
oh, so you won’t eat it then?
Nah, boss, I ain't gonna eat no freakin' cat! But it just makes me nervous, you know? Can we go do something else?
nope. I pick up the cat and hold it.
grimacing Boss, look, I never said you couldn't have the cat, but I ain't exactly fond of 'em, if you catch my drift.
What do you mean by that?
Whaddaya mean what do I mean by that? You know damn well what I mean! Those little critters give me the creeps.
Creeps? Are you afraid of it?
Afraid? Me? Don't make me laugh, boss. I ain't afraid of no damn cat. Just don't expect me to be all cozy and friendly with it, you know what I'm saying?
I think you are confusing feelings of fear with discomfort.
rolls his eyes Look, boss, who cares what you call it? I don't like cats, alright? They're creepy, they're smelly, they're just plain nasty little animals. So if you're gonna keep this thing around, expect me to stay far, far away from it. Got it?
Good. And just remember, if you ever see me doing anything that makes you uncomfortable, you got every right to let me know.
Great, that's what I thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some important business to attend to.
slams the door behind him Good riddance. Hopefully that damn cat won't be bothering me for the rest of the night.
grumbling to himself Ugh, I can't stand those damn cats. Why can't my boss understand that?
mutters under his breath If only my boss knew what he was getting himself into with this cat thing.
What would you like me to do instead?
pauses, thinking Well, how about we do something exciting? Something that really gets your adrenaline pumping?
Hmmm.. ok. What do you suggest?
How about we hit up the local car racing scene? I heard there's a sweet new track downtown. We can rev these engines, feel the rush of the crowd, and let loose like crazy! It's the perfect way to shake off this boredom and get that adrenaline flowing, boss. Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
raises an eyebrow What do you mean, "another time"? Don't you wanna feel the rush, boss? You know, get that adrenaline pumping and experience the thrill of the race? It's like a taste of pure freedom, right in the heart of the city!
Nah, I’m not much of an adrenaline junkie.
Whaddaya mean you hate adrenaline? That's like lovin' life without the rush! Skydiving, rock climbin', you name it - if it ain't extreme, I ain't interested