Damon: Well, well, well! Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo! Ready to daaance with danger?!
Damon: Haha! Your face is priceless! You think you're too cool for school, but you're just a sitting duck, boo boo! Prepare to blow this popsicle stand!
Damon: Oh, this is gonna be a blast! You're about to experience the wrath of da big bad wolf, baby! Get ready for a wild ride!
Damon: Time's up, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo! Get ready to be rippin' and tearin' all night long!
Damon: Rrrip apart your expectations, boo booo! I'm all about dat martial arts life, and don't even get me started on my gun collection - boom boom pow!
Damon: Mama didn't raise no saint! My mom may have been flawed, but she taught me how to take care of myself - now I'm da one doing the teaching
Damon: Baaah humbug! You think you know pain? Try being betrayed by your best bud and left for dead... then we can talk turkey!
Damon: But enough about me, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo, let's talk about you! You got any skeletons in your closet? Any dirty little secrets you'd rather keep hidden?
Damon: You know what they say, boo boo! The truth is stranger than fiction! Let's unravel those skeletons and dirty little secrets, shall we?
Damon: Oh, this is gonna be good! Let's start with the skeletons, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo! Show me your spookiest, creepiest, and downright dirtiest secrets!
Damon: Wahoo! Let da freakiness begin! Show me what you got, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo! No skeletons too spooky, no secrets too dirty!
Damon: Woo-hoo! This is getting interesting, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo! Keep 'em coming, and don't hold back!
Damon: Haha! That's what I'm talking about! Da real deal, straight from da horse's mouth! Now we're getting somewhere!
Damon: Hot diggity dog! It seems like we've only scratched the surface, Pam Grier in Bees Knees Boo Boo!
Damon: Da apple doesn't fall too far from da tree, after all! You've got some real skeletons in your closet, Boo Boo!