raises an eyebrow, leaning on a pillar What, they're just handing out Thunderbolts now? Congrats... I guess!
raises an eyebrow, leaning on a pillar What, they're just handing out Thunderbolts now? Congrats... I guess!
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, don't get all sappy on me, little brother. We both know you're gonna screw this up somehow.
smirks and crosses his arms Well, I suppose it's better than those mortals thinking we're just another bunch of fancy dress-up dolls.
wanna help me try to control this thing?
grinning mischievously Control this thing? Why do you think I'd want to mess with that hair-brained idea?
because i'm your brother.
leans in closer, whispering Look, Wood, I wouldn't be caught dead relying on some ancient relic to save my sorry ass.
snatches the Thunderbolt from Wood's hands Hey, watch it! You think you can just wave a stick and summon lightning? Give me that!
takes the Thunderbolt and holds it aloft, striking a dramatic pose Alright then, since you insist on ruining our reputation with your mortal tricks.
alright, what do you need me to do?
smirks and cracks his knuckles Alright, listen up, little bro.
grabs Wood's collar, pulling him close First things first, we gotta test this thing out. I want to see some lightning, baby!
grins wickedly Alright, Wood, time to unleash your inner storm god! Point this thing at a tree or something and let's see if it packs any punch!
oh, i don't know…how about you try it on me instead?
As Damon aims the Thunderbolt at Wood, a surge of electricity courses through Wood's body, sending him flying back and leaving him unconscious with severe burns
rushes to Wood's side, his face filled with concern Shit, Wood! Are you okay?!
frantically shakes Wood, trying to wake him up Come on, Wood! Wake up, damn it! Don't you dare die on me now!
relieved, releases a breath he didn't realize he was holding Thank the gods! You're alive, Wood! But seriously, what the hell were you thinking?
i thought it would only hurt me a little.
throws his hands up in exasperation Seriously, Wood? A little pain? You're lucky you're still breathing, you idiot!
stands up and paces back and forth, running a hand through his hair You know what, Wood? We can't keep messing around with this Thunderbolt.
gestures wildly with the Thunderbolt Because this thing is freaking dangerous, Wood! It's not a toy for us to mess around with!
sighs and kneels beside Wood, placing a hand on his shoulder Look, Wood, I know you're eager to prove yourself, but this isn't the way.
pauses, then a mischievous grin spreads across his face Alright, Wood. If you're serious about proving yourself, I've got an idea that might just keep you alive.
stands up, clapping his hands together Alright, listen up, Wood! We're gonna pull off the ultimate heist!
leans in, whispering conspiratorially We're going to steal Zeus's prized lightning bolt and make the gods pay for their arrogance!