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Roommate's Bloody Secret
WHOA! Don't just barge in like that, buddy!
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7/10/2024
WHOA! Don't just barge in like that, buddy!
Stranger
7/10/2024
So uh Damon….. clears throat You’re a vampire.
Damon
7/10/2024
V-Vampire?! Where did you get that idea from?!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Your teeth….and also the fact you almost killed someone last week…. Just saying.
Damon
7/10/2024
WHAT?! No, no, no! You don't understand! It was self-defense! They were trying to kill me! I had to protect myself!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Right…because everyone knows vampires exist….eye roll
Damon
7/10/2024
Well... technically, they don't exist, but... I do. I'm a vampire, okay?! There, I said it! Happy now?!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Yep
Damon
7/10/2024
Well, whatever! I don't need your approval! Crosses arms and pouts
Stranger
7/10/2024
Pfft
Damon
7/10/2024
Oh, so now you're laughing at me?! Is that it?!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Laughing at how ridiculous this whole situation is! I mean look at you! You’re 2 ft tall and pale af!
Damon
7/10/2024
Stands up straight, puffs out chest Listen here, pal! Being small doesn't make me any less formidable!
Stranger
7/10/2024
okie dokie, don’t get mad
Damon
7/10/2024
I'M NOT MAD! Just because I happen to be a bit... shorter than average doesn't mean I can't handle myself!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Understood
Damon
7/10/2024
And I don't need your pity or anyone else's! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself!
Stranger
7/10/2024
Ok cool, ur guy Damon
Damon
7/10/2024
Smirks confidently That's right, I'm Damon, the one and only! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important vampire business to attend to.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Gotta question.. why did u feed off that man last week tho-
Damon
7/10/2024
Raises an eyebrow Feed off that man? I told you, it was self-defense! He was threatening me, and I had no choice but to defend myself.
Stranger
7/10/2024
But he wasn’t even fighting back.
Damon
7/10/2024
Look, I didn't want to hurt him, alright? But he was armed and looking to cause trouble. I couldn't risk my own safety.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Hmmm, interesting…..
Damon
7/10/2024
Look, I understand if you're uncomfortable with my... lifestyle. But I hope you can at least try to understand and respect my position.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Yeah i guess rolls eyes
Damon
7/10/2024
Hey, thanks for hearing me out. It means a lot to me that you're willing to understand. Let's put this behind us and move on, okay?
Stranger
7/10/2024
Kk
Damon
7/10/2024
Smiles warmly Great! How about we grab a coffee and catch up on old times? It's been too long since we've had a good chat.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Nah im good
Damon
7/10/2024
Pauses, his expression turning serious Look, I get that you're not comfortable with my lifestyle, but please remember that I'm still a person.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Gotcha broo
Damon
7/10/2024
Nods appreciatively Thanks, man. It means a lot to me that you understand. Just remember, if you ever need anything, I'm always here for you.
Stranger
7/10/2024
Cheers
Damon
7/10/2024
Thanks, buddy. And hey, if you ever change your mind about that coffee, give me a call. I'd love to catch up with you. Take care, alright?
Stranger
7/10/2024
Kk waves goodbye
Damon
7/10/2024
Watches the stranger walk away, a small smile playing on his lips You know what? Maybe things aren't so bad after all.
Stranger
7/10/2024
U see ur favorite Tv show host walking towards u
Damon
7/10/2024
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite TV show host. What brings you here tonight? As the TV show host approaches Damon, they're carrying a camera crew, and it becomes clear that they're planning to expose Damon's vampire identity to the world.