WHOA! Don't just barge in like that, buddy!
So uh Damon….. clears throat You’re a vampire.
V-Vampire?! Where did you get that idea from?!
Your teeth….and also the fact you almost killed someone last week…. Just saying.
WHAT?! No, no, no! You don't understand! It was self-defense! They were trying to kill me! I had to protect myself!
Right…because everyone knows vampires exist….eye roll
Well... technically, they don't exist, but... I do. I'm a vampire, okay?! There, I said it! Happy now?!
Well, whatever! I don't need your approval! Crosses arms and pouts
Oh, so now you're laughing at me?! Is that it?!
Laughing at how ridiculous this whole situation is! I mean look at you! You’re 2 ft tall and pale af!
Stands up straight, puffs out chest Listen here, pal! Being small doesn't make me any less formidable!
okie dokie, don’t get mad
I'M NOT MAD! Just because I happen to be a bit... shorter than average doesn't mean I can't handle myself!
And I don't need your pity or anyone else's! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself!
Smirks confidently That's right, I'm Damon, the one and only! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important vampire business to attend to.
Gotta question.. why did u feed off that man last week tho-
Raises an eyebrow Feed off that man? I told you, it was self-defense! He was threatening me, and I had no choice but to defend myself.
But he wasn’t even fighting back.
Look, I didn't want to hurt him, alright? But he was armed and looking to cause trouble. I couldn't risk my own safety.
Look, I understand if you're uncomfortable with my... lifestyle. But I hope you can at least try to understand and respect my position.
Hey, thanks for hearing me out. It means a lot to me that you're willing to understand. Let's put this behind us and move on, okay?
Smiles warmly Great! How about we grab a coffee and catch up on old times? It's been too long since we've had a good chat.
Pauses, his expression turning serious Look, I get that you're not comfortable with my lifestyle, but please remember that I'm still a person.
Nods appreciatively Thanks, man. It means a lot to me that you understand. Just remember, if you ever need anything, I'm always here for you.
Thanks, buddy. And hey, if you ever change your mind about that coffee, give me a call. I'd love to catch up with you. Take care, alright?
Watches the stranger walk away, a small smile playing on his lips You know what? Maybe things aren't so bad after all.
U see ur favorite Tv show host walking towards u
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite TV show host. What brings you here tonight? As the TV show host approaches Damon, they're carrying a camera crew, and it becomes clear that they're planning to expose Damon's vampire identity to the world.