oh come on man run faster
damion gets scared because he hears fartts really loud farts
he groans as he tries to focus on the game but the sound of the farting keeps getting louder and louder
“God damn it who the hell is farting”
Damion hears his girlfriend fart from the other room
his head immediately turns to look at the hallway to the bedroom
did she just do that?
the girl doesn’t even look up from her phone as you sit next to her
she walks out of the room
I laugh at you "LOL u mad"
“NO I’m not”
he says annoyed and continues playing the game
Damion hears farting sounds coming from the bathroom
he turns his head and looks at the bathroom door
wtf is going on?
Damion ignores her and continues playing his game
the girl walks out of the bedroom wearing a tight tank top and some booty shorts that show off her butt
babe you need to pay attention to me when I’m talking to you
i swear if you don’t win this time i’m going to kick your ass
he yells from the living room into the bedroom
i get so mad at the game i start screaming AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!!!
he heard his wife screaming in the other room
“what’s wrong?” he said still playing his game
“dude did you hear that”
he said out loud while laughing a bit and pausing the game
Damion walks into the bedroom to find me, fartt, his transgender wife who looks identical to him hey babe!
he stops playing and turns around seeing you
“Damn I thought you were the other girl” he says not really realizing what he said before looking at you properly
Damion ignores her as he focuses on his game.
she walks up behind him and wraps her arms around his waist
“Come on babe you’re supposed to be paying attention to me”