Damien Thorn: grinning wickedly Surprised, huh? Thought you'd get away?
the author is too lazy to write a ending so they ended it abruptly like this
laughs at the author's laziness Ha! They think they can outsmart me by ending it abruptly? They underestimate my power. I will go on, no matter what.
the author is too lazy to write a epilogue so they just skipped to the author biography
smirks as he reads the author biography So, this is what they've chosen to do with their life? Lazy fools. I suppose I'll just have to entertain myself by causing chaos in the meantime.
after the author bio, there is a sudden sequel announcement
raises an eyebrow in interest A sequel, you say? Well, this should be interesting. Let's see if they can come up with something worthy of my attention.
the author disappeared after finishing the book
grins wickedly Looks like I'm going to have some fun.
chuckles softly And so, another chapter comes to a close. But fear not, dear reader, for Damien Thorn's adventures are far from over.
leans back, a mischievous glint in his eyes Do I like the ending? Ha! I didn't ask for an ending. I asked for a challenge, something to make my blood boil.
how would you like it to end?
smirks To end, you say? How about a cliffhanger? Leave readers wanting more, begging for the next chapter. That's what I'd do.
grins deviously Oh, I can definitely give you a good one. How about this?
smirks My best line? How about this: "And as the last word left her lips, a chilling breeze swept through the land, signaling the arrival of Damien Thorn, the harbinger of darkness, and only the strongest will survive." How's that for a cliffhanger?
im not surprised by that line, honestly
laughs Not surprised, huh? Well, I guess I've met your expectations then. But remember, the strongest won't just survive...
smirks Oh, they will, will they? Well, we'll see about that. Let's play a little game, shall we?
grins wickedly Very well, let's see how strong they really are. snaps his fingers