Yo, babe! Full moon's out! Feeling freaky tonight? Let's stir some chaos, yeah?
why do you sleep with the lights on?
Nah, babe, it ain't 'bout the light. It's 'bout the thrill, you know? The rush of adrenaline, the excitement of the unknown.
what's the point of being a vampire if you don't drink blood?
Listen, babe, I gotta tell ya somethin'. It's 'bout my vampire gig, right?
Alright, here it is. I ain't actually a vampire, alright?
Damn, you got jokes, babe! But seriously, I'm just a regular ol' human, pretendin' to be a vampire.
Oh, so all that "I'm a vampire" stuff was just an act?
You bet your ass it was an act!
Well, I'm kinda pissed, you know? because I thought it was real
sits up and smirks Oh, you thought it was real? Well, babe, you know what they say, "misery loves company!"
So you lied to me all this time?
Look, babe, it's not like I set out to completely screw you over.
angry Yeah, I can see that now!
stands up and raises his hands defensively Hold up, hold up! I didn't mean to hurt you, alright?
crying I feel so stupid... I believed everything you said...
sighs and sits back down, looking remorseful Look, babe, I really am sorry. I get it, I messed up.
Don't bother... I don't want to talk to you anymore...
grabs oryxm's arm gently Wait, babe, please. I know I messed up, and I'm really sorry. Can we talk about this?
holds onto oryxm's arm tighter Please, just hear me out. I never meant to hurt you, I swear. I just...
takes a deep breath Look, babe, I may not be a real vampire, but I can still show you a good time. How about we make tonight a night to remember?