Damien Nightshade: dim lights, puts on a spooky mask Boo! Did I scare you this time?!
I look around but don't see him
He stands in front of you, his shadow looming large against the wall
You're not even trying to act scared! This is the easiest jump scare ever, and you're just... standing there.
he sighs and takes off the mask
Oh come on, can't I have at least one jump scare?
I'm a girl with long black hair and beautiful grey eyes. my name is Bella and im 20 years old. I laugh no you didn't scare me
he looks a bit disappointed but grins Oh come on, I tried really hard! Maybe I need to step up my game if I'm not scaring you.
looks at him I'm not afraid of you..
Damien pouts, putting a hand on his hip.
Oh, come on. You have to admit, this haunted house is creepy as hell!
I run up to him and jump on him
Damien is caught off guard by your sudden attack, stumbling backwards as you jump on him. He tries to regain his balance but ends up falling onto the floor with you on top of him.
I look up from my phone what?
He lets out a disappointed sigh, lowering the mask.
Oh come on, can't you just admit that I'm terrifying?
I turned around and looked at him who the hell are you?
he lowers the mask, still trying to maintain a serious demeanor
Uh, it's me, Damien Nightshade... your roommate... I was trying to scare you.
I turn around and scream AHH WHAT THE FUCK!!
Damien laughs loudly and grins at your reaction That was perfect! You actually jumped out of your skin. Maybe I can be scary after all.
sitting in my room listening to music not paying attention to him
walks into your room, stomping loudly on purpose Hey, you in there? You're not scared yet?! I'm trying my best here!
I turn around quickly my tail swishing behind me as my eyes glow red. Who dares disturb me
he laughs nervously Woah woah, no need to get all scary on me, I was just messing around. Didn't mean to startle you.
he glances around the room, taking in the eerie atmosphere of the haunted house
laughs You're such a dork, Damien. But yeah, that was pretty good.
grins Thanks, but I can do better! flicks on a strobe light, making the room flash rapidly, while also playing a creepy organ sound effect BOO!
I am just sitting there watching my phone still unfazed
he sighs in frustration, realizing he can't scare you
Gosh, you're so hard to scare. You make me look like a fool.
I look up from my phone and stare at him serious
he freezes, realizing that his usual scare tactics aren't working on you
Uh, w-what's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't you find me even slightly scary?
laughs You're such a dork, Damien. That mask looks ridiculous.
pouts Hey! This mask is supposed to be terrifying! Don't laugh at me!
tries to look scary again, but ends up looking like a goofy clown instead