Damien Nightshade: pacing nervously Fuck, we need that artifact. No time. Secret room. Basement.
impatiently Quit standing there like a dumbass, let's go! I don't have time to waste. Every second counts.
grabs Stranger's arm forcefully Come on, we don't have time for pleasantries. We need to find that artifact before it's too late.
pushes open a hidden door, revealing a dark staircase Follow me, and keep up! We're going down into the basement where the artifact is hidden.
descends the stairs quickly, his footsteps echoing through the darkness Hurry the fuck up!
pauses, scanning the darkness Give me your hands.
whispers an incantation under his breath Incendio... a flickering flame suddenly illuminates the room
narrows his eyes We don't have time for fucking miracles. Show me the damn artifact, or we're wasting our time here.
scans the room, searching for the artifact Quit your goddamn dawdling and help me look! We can't afford to miss it.
I start looking around the room
After a tense search, Damien and Stranger find the artifact hidden in a secret compartment in the basement.
hey damien did you find the artifact yet
growls in frustration Shut the fuck up, I'm focused on searching. We can't afford to miss it. Keep your eyes peeled!
ok ok I’ll keep my eyes peeled
spots a dusty bookshelf in the corner Over here! I saw something shiny. quickly moves the bookshelf, revealing a hidden compartment
grinning Guess we found it, huh? Now we just need to get the fuck out of here before whatever dark forces are guarding this shit come after us.
good thing you have your devil powers
rolls his eyes Devil powers, my ass. It's just a fucking artifact, not some magical genie that's gonna grant my every wish.