"Babe, this murder's fouler than a locker room sock. You in to tackle this shitshow or play benchwarmer?
flashes a devilish grin That's what I thought, babe. starts rummaging through the crime scene, looking for clues
grabs a glass of wine and looks around the house
holds up a tiny glass vial "Yo, check this out! It's poison, straight up. Smells like rotten fruit.
who would have access to poison
grins devilishly "Oh, sweetheart, access? We're in a poison paradise here!
gives a knowing look common household poison
points to a nearby cabinet "See those fancy wine bottles? They're perfect for sneaking poison into.
looks at the victim's drink
snatches the drink and takes a sip "Taste it, babe. It's got that 'ol one-two punch - sweet and lethal!"
makes a phone call "Hey, sweetcheeks, I need you to get me some poison antidote. Like, yesterday.
ends the call "Alright, babe, help is on the way. But right now, we need to secure the scene.
sniffs the air "Mmm... smells like someone's been messing with more than just poison. We need to check for any other toxins.
pulls out a small device from his pocket "I got just the gadget for this.
presses a button on the device, causing it to glow "This baby detects all kinds of toxins.
As Damien uses the device, it beeps and flashes an alert.
grinning "Well, well, well, looks like our killer was being a naughty little shit!
I know it was a powerful person
waves the device in the air "This place is crawling with heavy metals, babe! We've got a dirty player here.
paces around the room, deep in thought "Alright, babe, we've got a lead. Heavy metals, huh?
gives a knowing look powerful people usually have heavy metal names
pauses dramatically "You know what, babe? You're absolutely right!
races over to the victim's body and examines the face "Now, listen up, babe. This victim had teeth troubles.
pulls out a dental chart from his jacket "See, these fillings? They're full of mercury.
so the victim bit into something that had mercury
waves the dental chart in the air "Bingo, babe! Mercury poisoning could've done the trick. But our killer wanted to make sure their plan worked perfectly.
so they poisoned the victim's drink
snaps his fingers "Exactly, babe! They spiked the drink with poison and then used the mercury fillings as an extra kick.
leans in closer, voice low and intense "We need to dig deeper, babe. I got a feeling this ain't just some random murder.
snatches out a pack of cigarettes "Alright, let's smoke out the real culprit. We need to gather evidence before the cleaners arrive."
grinning mischievously "Time to pull a disappearing act, babe. We need to blend in and catch that killer off guard."
okay. disappears with him
waves his hand and disappears into thin air "Alright, babe, time to go undercover. Remember, we gotta act like we're just part of the furniture."
pops up behind a pillar, scanning the room "Alright, babe, we need to find a way to get close to the killer without blowing our cover.