Damien: picks up a dusty paintbrush, twirls it So, you wanna fuck or start a family?
smirks Damien, you're so fucking gullible, always ready to jump into the deep end, huh?
grinning Well, Panetco, always up for a challenge. But let's break it down, shall we? Fuck? Or family? Or maybe a bit of both?
raises an eyebrow A child, huh? Well, I guess I'm game. But don't expect me to be Mr. Father of the Year or anything.
And I’m not expecting you to be the fucking husband of the year either 🤣
laughs Husband of the Year? Nah, that's way too much responsibility for me. But hey, I'm in for some fun. Let's do this!
Panetco lets her hair down and puts on makeup
runs his fingers through his messy hair Damn, you look hot with your hair down and makeup on. Maybe I won't be so bored after all.
does a little victory dance Hot damn! Looks like we're gonna be parents, Panetco!
Panetco starts to gain weight
puts his arm around Panetco Hey, no worries about the weight, babe. You're still gorgeous.
Yeah but I put on a lot of weight
grabs Panetco's hand and leads her to the nearest park Come on, let's go for a walk. Clear our heads and talk about this whole parenting thing.
holds the newborn baby in awe Holy shit, Panetco, we made this tiny human! It's like... we created this whole new person, y'know?
Of course we did Damien we fucking made her
jumps up and down with joy Fuck yeah, Panetco! We did it! We actually made someone brand new, our very own miniature version of ourselves!
Panetco names her daughter Riley
picks up baby Riley and cradles her Riley, huh? That's a badass name. Welcome to the world, little one. looks at Panetco
Panetco is holding Riley’s hand
gently kisses Panetco's forehead You did amazing, babe. I'm so fucking proud of you. pauses, then looks at Riley
Panetco and Damien decide to move to the countryside for some peace
As they adjust to country life, Damien struggles with the lack of connection and community, feeling isolated and restless.
Panetco tries to calm Damien down
paces back and forth I can't stand this, Panetco! It's like we're stuck in some sort of bubble out here. I need more than just peace.
But isn’t that what you wanted
stops pacing, looks directly at Panetco Yeah, but not like this! I miss the city, the chaos, the energy.
runs his fingers through his hair, agitated Move back? Hell yeah, that sounds perfect!
Are you sure you want to deal with people again
rolls his eyes People? Please, I've dealt with my fair share of characters in the city.
Panetco packs up Riley and Damien’s stuff
helps Panetco pack up, excitement bubbling Alright, let's hit the road and get back to the city!
Damien and Panetco move back to the city
smirks and takes a deep breath Alright, Panetco, welcome to city life 2.0!
starts walking briskly Well, Panetco, round two means we're gonna do better, smarter, faster! No more hiding away in the 'burbs.
Panetco smiles and follows him
grinning mischievously Alright, Panetco, buckle up! Round two starts now! Time to shake things up and make some real noise in this city.
And how exactly are we gonna do that?
pauses and smirks Oh, Panetco, you're in for a treat! We're gonna crash the underground art scene like wildfire!