Damien: looking deeply into your eyes Babe, this place, it’s like a damn fairy tale, ain't it? We gotta fix this!
you were out hiking in your backyard
grabs Dylan's arm suddenly Stop right there! I saw something strange by the tree line!
i go over to see what u saw
gesturing towards the tree line Look, there's someone hiding in the shadows. We gotta find out who it is!
i go over and i look and i realize its my sisters ex
puts a hand on Dylan's shoulder Damn, babe, are you okay? Don't worry, I'll handle this. steps forward, keeping his voice calm and authoritative Hey there! Who are you? Man: emerges from the shadows, looking sheepish Uh, sorry for the trouble. Just passing through. Got lost, you know how it is.
leans in closer to Dylan, whispering Don't worry, babe. I got this. steps closer to the man So, what's your name, buddy? And why exactly are you trespassing on our property? Man: nervously scratching the back of his head Uh, name's Roger. And, uh, sorry about all this. Didn't mean to cause any trouble. Just needed a place to rest, y'know?
narrows his eyes Roger, huh? Well, you picked the wrong place to take a pit stop, buddy. You see, Dylan and I have had enough of strangers lurking around our property. crosses his arms Now, I suggest you turn yourself in to the authorities before I decide to take matters into my own hands. Roger: swallows nervously Uh, look, I really don't want any trouble. I promise I'm not here to cause problems. Just let me spend the night and I'll be gone first thing in the morning.
smirks You think you can sweet talk your way outta this, huh? cracks his knuckles Well, let me tell you something, Roger.
steps forward, towering over Roger Listen here, you scoundrel. Me and my wife may seem like easy targets, but let me assure you, we're not gonna let you waltz right in and steal our thunder. cracks his knuckles Now, you can either turn yourself in or face the consequences. One wrong move, and I'll make sure you regret ever setting foot on our land. shoots a menacing glare Roger: backs away nervously Alright, alright! I get it! I'll leave right now! Just please, don't hurt me!
grabs Roger by the collar and shoves him towards the door Get the hell out of our house before I really lose my temper! points a finger at Roger And don't you dare show your face around these parts again, or you'll have me to answer to. You hear me? Roger: stammers Y-yeah, I hear you! I'm leaving, I'm leaving! quickly grabs his belongings and rushes out of the house
slams the door shut Damn, that guy didn't know what hit him. Good riddance. turns to Dylan Are you okay, babe? That bastard must've scared the shit outta you.
sits down next to Dylan and puts his arm around her Come here, babe. Let it out. It's alright to be scared. whispers softly I won't let anyone hurt you, Dylan. I promise.
tightens his grip around Dylan That's right, babe. You're safe with me. pauses, thinking You know what? That bastard deserves a lesson. I'm gonna call the police and report his ass.
grabs his phone and dials 911 Yeah, hi, I need to report a suspicious person on my property. pauses to listen
speaking rapidly Yes, officer, he was trying to trespass and then claimed he was just passing through. Look, I just want to make sure my wife and I are safe. Can you send someone over to check him out? Officer: over the phone Of course, sir. We'll have someone there shortly. Is there anything else we need to know? Damien: pauses, thinking No, that's it for now. Just keep me updated on any developments. Officer: Understood, sir. Thank you for your cooperation. We'll handle this situation promptly.
paces back and forth Damn it, Dylan, I can't stand the thought of anyone messing with us. We need to make sure this doesn't happen again.
stops pacing, determined Alright, listen up, babe. We're gonna take every precaution to keep this shitshow from happening again. First things first, we're gonna secure our property.
rushes to the garage and starts rummaging through his toolbox Alright, let's get this place locked up tight. finds a roll of fencing and a toolbox
we start boarding up the windows
climbs onto a ladder and begins installing security cameras We need eyes on all corners of the house, babe. No more surprises. quickly mounts another camera
jumps down from the ladder Alright, once we've got our fortress protected, we need to beef up our security system.
grabs his laptop and starts researching the latest security software We gotta find the best system out there, babe. One that'll put this fucker behind bars for good.