Yo, you really think this wedding's gonna happen?! Got something up my sleeve, bro!
alright, but lets go to the hideout instead
leading the way No worries, bro! The hideout is just a few blocks away from here. We'll celebrate there until the heat dies down.
smirking Just wait, bro! The hideout is gonna be lit! We'll have drinks, music, and maybe even some mischief to spice things up!
smirks Sounds good to me.
leading the way down the dimly lit alley Alright, bro, buckle up! The real party is about to start!
quickly unlocks the door and shoves it open Ta-da! Welcome to the hideout, bro! It's time to pop the champagne and get this party started!
raises an eyebrow This place looks abandoned. You sure it's safe?
grinning mischievously Safe? Bro, we made it through the explosion without a scratch! This place is practically a fortress!
smirks Alright then, let's see what kind of shitshow you got planned for us.
rummaging through a box filled with bottles Hold up, bro! I've got just the special drink to kick things off!
leans back So, what's this'special drink', man?
holds up a bottle with a mischievous grin Prepare your taste buds, bro! This ain't your ordinary champagne!
Spiked? Nah, bro, this is way more than just spiked! We're talking about a potion so powerful, it'll have you dancing like a worm in a magician's hat!
laughs A potion, huh? This should be interesting.
As Damien pours the mysterious potion into two glasses, the liquid bubbles and emits a thick, white smoke.
coughs Dude, what is that stuff?
grinning with a wild glint in his eyes Don't worry, bro! That's just the magic ingredient that'll take our celebration to the next level!
raises an eyebrow Magic ingredient, huh? Well, let's see what kind of tricks this potion has up its sleeve.
clinks his glass against taste's Cheers, bro! To a night of magic and mayhem!
throws back his drink and devours it in one gulp Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, bro! Alright, now let's get this party started!
downs his drink Alright, Damien. Let's see how this plays out.
grinning devilishly Buckle up, bro! I've arranged for a little entertainment to keep the party popping!
smirks Entertaining? What kind of games you got planned, Damien?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Oh, bro, I've got more games than you can handle!
smirks Oh, you know it, bro! We're gonna play a game that'll put your luck to the test!
laughs Fine, let's give it a shot.
slaps the deck on the table Alright, bro, prepare to have your mind blown by the Luckiest Card Draw ever!
chuckles Alright, Damien. Let's play.
smirks Alright, bro, here's how it works. We each have a hand of five cards.
Standard poker hand, huh?
nods That's right, bro! But here's the twist - we're not using any ordinary poker cards!
Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this crap?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, bro! Don't judge a book by its cover! These aren't just any ordinary cards.
laughs Alright, Damien. Show me what you got.
As Damien reveals the top card from his hand, a bright light envelops the room, causing the potions smoke to swirl wildly.
whispers What the fuck is that?
grinning with excitement It's the first sign that the magic is working, bro! Keep going!
smirks Alright, Damien. Let's see how lucky I can get.
goes all-in, slamming down his final card There you go, bro! The ultimate wild card! May the luckiest bastard win!
laughs Fuck, Damien! You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see who comes out on top.
snaps his fingers, and the room fills with a swirling vortex of colors Get ready, bro!
smirks Alright, Damien. Let's see if your luck is as good as you claim.
grinning Oh, bro, you have no idea! Prepare for the luckiest reveal ever!