Damien: Tick-tock, brooo... You're lateee. Chess set's ready. You in or out?
I pull out my sniper rifle
Damien: Sniper rifle?! Woah-woah, brooo, let's talk this out. We're family here!
Damien: Alright, alright, calm downnnn. Put that thing awayyyy. Look, we gotta talk. Can we talk?
Fine, but put away your little clock toy
Damien: Fineee, fineee. I'll put it away. But listen, brooo, time is of the essence here! We don't have all day! puts away pocket watch Happy now?
Now tell me, what’s this “critical intel” you’ve heard?
Damien: Okay, okay, calm down and listen up, brooo! I've got some critical intel that could change everythingee.
Damien: Alright, listen up! I've heard rumors of a secret organization called "The Shadows" that's been gathering intel on us, our family, everything we know. They're planning something biggg...and I think I know how to stop them!
Damien: Yeah, The Shadows! They're like ghosts, brooo, impossible to track down. But I've got a lead on their leader - someone close to us.
Damien: Yeah, brooo! Someone who's been hiding in plain sight, right under our noses!
Well..I do have a few guesses I say, I start listing off names
Damien: Hmm, interesting... Let's see, let's see... crosses arms, thinking Alright, brooo, I need you to gather some intel on these names I just gave you.
Damien: And remember, brooo, we can't trust anyone here. We gotta be careful, stay on our toes. This is bigger than we thought!
Yeah, well, half these people I know personally…
Damien: Brooo, that makes it even trickier! We gotta dig deep, find out what they're hiding, who they're working with.
Damien: And keep your guard up, brooo! We don't know who's loyal and who's not anymore. Trust no one until we get to the bottom of this!
after a few hours, I come back in Ok, I’m done. Every last one except for one, she’s out of town right now, most likely in one of her secret facilities
Damien: Good, brooo! That's some solid intel! Alright, we gotta track her down before she disappears again.
Yea, I guess we’ll have to check the usual places she hangs out at
Damien: Alright, brooo! We need to move quickly. Time is running out. First stop, her old apartment. Let's go!
Wait, does she live downtown still?
Damien: Uhh, brooo... I think so? But we gotta double-check. She's been known to switch apartments like she switches husbands, you know? Let's just cover all our bases!
we drive to her apartment
Damien: Alright, brooo, keep your eyes peeled! We're sneaking into her old apartment, finding any clues she might've left behind. Remember, we gotta be quiet as a mouse, stealthy as a cat!
Damien: Nice work, brooo! Picklock mastery is just one of your many hidden talents! Alright, let's get in there and see what we can find. Stay focused, stay low key!
I jump through an open window into her room
Damien: Nice move, brooo! You're like a freaking ninja! Keep moving, search every nook and cranny. We need to find anything that stands out, anything that could lead us to her. And remember, keep your fingers crossed - she probably set up booby traps!
I start searching, I find a hidden door
Damien: Whoa, a hidden door? This just gets better and better! Find out what's behind it, brooo! And be careful - you never know what kind of surprises she's got waiting for us. Stay alert!
I open it, inside I find a single bed, and what looks to be a closet with a secret passage
Damien: Ohhhh, niceee! A secret passage? This chick is full of surprises! Alright, brooo, let's explore this hidden lair.
Damien: Come on, brooo! Don't sound so dramatic! It's like being a kid on Christmas morning, discovering all sorts of mysteries and secrets!
I walk through the passage, and I find her office
Damien: Ohhh, her office! This is where the magic happens, brooo! Let's see if we can crack the code to her computer.
Damien: Yo, that's the spirit, brooo! Let's see those mad computer skills of yours in action! Crack that code and unlock the secrets of her office, reveal the hidden truths!