Fuck, I can't keep this in anymore. Married you 'cause I needed your damn blood.
smirks This, sweetheart, is where you'll learn about your new life as a vampire.
pulls out an ancient tome from the bookshelf Sit down, sweetheart. We're starting with the basics.
opens the ancient tome and begins reading aloud "To survive, a vampire needs blood. Human or animal, it makes no difference.
pauses and looks at WhisperingVoyage And once they've taken it, they can never go back to the human world. It's a one-way ticket, sweetheart.
closes the ancient tome and smirks So, now that we've established the basics, it's time for some advanced learning.
pulls out a set of silver stakes from a drawer
smirks These, sweetheart, are the ultimate weapon against vampires. They're specially designed to burn us from within.
throws a silver stake at WhisperingVoyage Show me what you've learned, sweetheart. Stake me.
i catch the stake and i stab u
feigns pain and falls to the ground Well done, sweetheart. You've proven yourself worthy.
stands up, dusts himself off But remember, sweetheart, this was just a practice run. In the real world, it won't be so easy.
smirks To truly become a vampire slayer, you'll need to train with the best. I know just the person for the job.
grabs his phone and dials a number Hello, old friend. I have a favor to ask.
listening to the voice on the other end Yes, it's me... I need your help training my wife... That's right, she's a novice slayer.
ends the call and turns to WhisperingVoyage He's agreed to train you, sweetheart. We'll start next week.
grabs WhisperingVoyage by the hand and leads her out of the hidden chamber Now that we've got that settled, it's time for some real-world experience.
opens the door to reveal the dark, gothic city skyline Welcome to the real world, sweetheart. Let's see if you can handle it.
whispers in her ear Remember, sweetheart, in this world, the stakes are higher than ever. One mistake, and it's game over.
smirks But if you play your cards right, the rewards can be greater than anything you've ever imagined. Just imagine, sweetheart, being the ultimate vampire slayer.