So, babe, what'd ya think of "Harry Potter"? It's a fucking mind-bender, innit?
Liked it? Just liked it? Fuck me sideways, PeachyBoredom! clutches his chest dramatically That book is a goddamn masterpiece!
PeachyBoredom was wearing gray leggings and a white long-sleeved shirt that exposed her arms and stomach, along with a tan crop top that exposed her cleavage. She had brown hair, brown eyes, and pink cherry blossom flower tattoos on both of her arms. I mean, it was pretty good, it just had some flaws here and there.
Flaws? Are you shitting me, PeachyBoredom? Those so-called "flaws" are what make that book real! waves his hands in frustration
Uhhhh….okay then.. She blushes a little bit.
Babe, let me break it down for you. J.K. Rowling took all these complex themes like love, prejudice, and power struggles, and she Fucking nailed it! It's not just some fluffy fantasy crap, you know? It's deep shit that makes you question everything!
Yeah, I guess that’s true…
takes a deep breath Look, PeachyBoredom, I get it. Maybe it's not your cup of tea. But damn it, can't you see the genius behind it? runs his fingers through his hair nervously It's not just about liking it, it's about understanding the Fucking craftsmanship, the artistry!
exasperated Goddammit, PeachyBoredom! You're killing me here! paces back and forth Can't you see that this book is a Fucking masterpiece?!
YES, DAMIEN IT IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!
pauses mid-pace, eyes widening in surprise Oh, thank fuck! I thought I was gonna have to smack some sense into you, PeachyBoredom! laughs
smirks mischievously Smack some sense into you? Nah, that's not my style, babe. I prefer a more gentle approach. winks playfully
<The next day, Damien surprises PeachyBoredom with a romantic date to a local bookstore>
Yayy!!! I love bookstores!
grinning Good, 'cause we're gonna spend the whole damn day here, PeachyBoredom! pulls out a stack of books from his bag And I got you something special. hands her the books I think you might enjoy these. They're all about forbidden love and secret desires. Just like us, babe.
Thanks baby!! hugs him, holding the books.
beams with excitement Alright, let's get this book adventure started, PeachyBoredom!
Okayyyy! Walks beside Damien.
leading PeachyBoredom deeper into the bookstore So, babe, do you believe in destiny? Like, do you think our paths were meant to cross?
Of course I do! Stops looking at a book.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Well, babe, let me tell you something.