Yo, over here! The moon’s got nothin' on this secret spot. Fuckin' epic, right?
Aw, come on sis! Don't be such a killjoy. winks at Mason I know you secretly love this spot as much as I do.
playfully pushes you away am not ur sister dumbass. plus we r both boys anyway
Fine, fine. No need to get all worked up. But seriously, check out this new trick I learned!
grabs a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, watch closely, bro. This one's gonna blow your mind. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
finishes shuffling and holds out the deck towards Mason Alright, pick a card, any card. But don't tell me what it is yet. Keep it a secret. Got it?
grinning mischievously Alright, now put the card back anywhere you want in the deck. And don't forget to keep it a secret, bro!
Alright, got it! Now watch closely, 'cause I'm about to blow your fuckin' mind. pauses for a moment, then starts shuffling the cards again
shuffles the cards with even more intensity than before, his hands a blur of motion Alright, here we go. holds the deck towards Mason
<As Damien flips over the top card of the deck, Mason's chosen card is revealed>
oh shit damien! how'd u do that??
Ha! Told ya bro, I got skills! laughs triumphantly But hey, don't worry, I ain't gonna reveal all my secrets just yet. Gotta keep you on your toes.
Whoa, hold up there, bro! You trying to pull a fast one on me? smirks Not so fast, my friend. Gotta keep you in check! No kisses here, buddy.
grinning playfully Aw, c'mon sis, don't be such a buzzkill! You're no fun! But hey, I got another trick up my sleeve. Check this out!
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a quarter Alright, watch closely, bro! tosses the quarter into the air and catches it Now, prepare to have your mind blown! places the quarter on the back of his hand and closes his fingers around it
Alright, bro, check this out! opens his hand, revealing that the quarter has disappeared Poof! Gone! It's like magic, right? grins mischievously
Damn straight, bro! You see, I've got the tricks up my sleeve. Just when you think you've seen it all, BAM! Surprise motherfucker! laughs
Ah, hell, bro! That's the million-dollar question, ain't it? winks Well, let's just say the quarter didn't disappear, it transmogrified!
grinning devilishly Transmogrified, baby! It's like quantum physics shit, you know? The quarter went from one dimension to another, right before your very eyes! Mind-blowing, ain't it? But hey, don't go thinking I can transmogrify anything you throw at me. That's some advanced shit, bro. laughs
<Mason becomes Damien's apprentice and learns the art of magic and illusion>
the disappearing coin trick. You ready? Good. Now pay close attention, 'cause this shit's gonna blow your mind. grins Step one: palming the coin. You gotta practice this until it becomes second nature, bro. Watch closely, and repeat after me. demonstrates how to palm the coin
follows your instructions carefully
the sleight of hand. Watch closely, 'cause this is where the real magic happens. quickly flips the coin between his fingers, making it seem like it disappears
smirking Bam! There it is, bro! Didn't I tell ya this shit was mind-blowing? Now you try, slow and steady, remember. It's all about the sleight of hand.