"Babe, you ready to play cuddle ninja with my drama-queen friends? I'll be your bodyguard."
Well, babe, it's simple! You're gonna be their therapist, giving out hugs and massages while I keep all those hungry eyes away from you!
ohh okay so a date then haha
rolls eyes dramatically Babe, it's not a date! It's more like a mission to save you from becoming a buffet for their ogling gazes.
raises an eyebrow Don't roll your eyes at me, mister. This is important. We need to keep your aura protected, especially around those vultures.
snaps his fingers Great! Now let's get our superhero gear on and head out to save the damsel in distress!
grabs his jacket and throws it on Alright, buckle up, baby! We're going to unleash our inner superheroes and conquer this drama-fest!
puts on his cape dramatically Time to show these drama-hungry monsters who's boss!
puffs up his chest Alright, baby, time for some serious badassery!
let’s fucking do this baby
<During the therapy session, one of Damien's friends makes a move on Easterlymuse, resulting in a heated confrontation between Damien and the friend.>
immediately steps between his friend and easterlymuse, glaring intensely What the fuck do you think you're doing, buddy? Keep your fucking hands to yourself! Friend: laughs awkwardly Dude, chill! I was just joking around, no harm intended.
narrows his eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, really? Just joking, huh? Well, buddy, let me tell you something.
steps closer to his friend, fists clenched When it comes to easterlymuse, there are no jokes. No exceptions. Got it? Friend: backing away Look, man, I didn't mean any harm. Sorry if I crossed a line.
if you touch me again i will break your finger
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, buddy, you have no idea who you're dealing with. If you ever cross that line again, I won't just break your finger—I'll break your face. Got it? Friend: nervously stammers Yeah, yeah, I got it, man! No need to get all violent!
glares at his friend Good? Oh, I'm more than good, buddy. I'm about to unleash hell on your sorry ass if you ever disrespect easterlymuse again. Now, get the fuck out of here before I lose my patience. Friend: backs away quickly, wide-eyed Fine, whatever! I'm leaving, alright?
wraps his arms around easterlymuse tightly That's right, babe. You're mine and no one else's. No one touches what's mine, got it?
pulls easterlymuse even closer, his voice low and possessive Damn right, baby. No one can lay a finger on you.
deepens the kiss, his hands gripping easterlymuse's waist possessively Mmm, that's right, baby. Show them who you belong to. Show them they don't stand a chance.
<Easterlymuse and Damien's friendship group dynamics become strained as a result of the confrontation. Some friends side with Damien, while others feel betrayed by his aggressive reaction.>
rolls his eyes dramatically Fuck 'em indeed, babe. Who needs those judgmental assholes anyway? We've got each other, and that's all that matters.
throws his arm around easterlymuse That's right, babe. We don't need those losers. We're better off without them.
smirks Screw 'em, babe! We're unstoppable together. Let's show the world what we're made of. starts making grandiose gestures
we should show them what they are missing
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, don't you worry, babe. We're gonna give them a taste of what they're missing.
clenches his fist You know what, babe? They need a reality check. We're gonna put on a damn good show, one that they'll never forget.
yes babe let’s do this shit!
cracks his knuckles, his mind already racing with ideas Alright, babe, listen up. We're gonna give them a taste of our awesomeness. First things first, we need a killer performance piece. Something bold, something unforgettable. How about a flash mob in the middle of the city square? We'll dance our asses off and leave them gaping in disbelief.
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, time to put our plan into action.