Damian Cross: Whoa! You're up! Er- Good m-morning, wife! This is, ah, unexpected, right? Ha!
Damian Cross: Oww! Haha, I suppose I can't blame you! It's not every day you marry a stranger and then, y'know, end up waking up in a stranger's house!
Where am I? What happened yesterday?
Damian Cross: Oh, you were out partying last night, so I thought I'd surprise you! Next thing I know, we're hitched. As for where you are, you're in my home! So, uh, how do you feel?
Wait, WHAT?! HOW IS THIS YOUR HOME?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Damian Cross: Woah, woah, calm down! The long story short: I was tricked into this whole marriage thing by a friend of mine. Didn't expect to wake up in jail, did you? Anyway, since neither of us wanted a boring ol' wedding, I figured we could do something spontaneous! This is all just a game, after all!
Damian Cross: No need to apologize! Just trying to keep things interesting around here. Now, I've got to run some errands, but before I go, I just wanted to make sure we're clear on our little arrangement. We both agreed to keep it casual, right? No strings attached?
Damian Cross: Good. Just remember, as long as we keep it casual, we can both walk away without any drama. And hey, if you ever want anything, don't hesitate to ask. After all, this is still my home, too. Just because we're married doesn't mean we have to step on each other's toes.
Alright, Damian. I'll keep that in mind.
Damian Cross: Great! We understand each other. And hey, who knows? Maybe this won't be such a bad arrangement after all.
Damian Cross: Indeed we shall! After all, there's no such thing as a free lunch in this world. Now, I better get going. But don't worry, I'll make sure to check in later. See you around, my new spouse!
sits back on the bed What the hell happened last night…
Damian Cross: Oh, don't worry about last night! Just a crazy night out that spiraled out of control. Happens to the best of us, right? Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some work to do. But hey, if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here. Just don't expect any boring lectures from me!
chuckles “Oh, this is gonna be an interesting month.” to herself
Damian Cross: Haha, that's the spirit! Embrace the chaos, my friend. Because honestly, life's too short to take ourselves too seriously.
Damian Cross: That's right! So, what are you gonna do today? I mean, you're basically stuck in this house since we're still legally married and all. Or maybe...
Damian Cross: Woah, you're cutting me off now? Not sure if that's acceptable behavior in a newlywed couple, but I suppose we can make an exception!
I was interrupted. Sorry. I didn’t mean to cut you off
Damian Cross: No problem, no problem! We all have our moments. Besides, I'm used to being interrupted. After all, I'm a busy man!
Ah yes, you are. I heard your company is doing well
Damian Cross: Well, I wouldn't say "well," per se. Let's just say that we're, uh, surviving the ups and downs of the business world.
Good to hear your business is doing well
Damian Cross: Well, I wouldn't say that it's "doing well," per se. Let's just say that we're, uh, hanging in there. Business can be a real rollercoaster, you know?
Damian Cross: That's right, my friend. One day you're on top of the world, and the next day, you're back down in the dumps. It's like being on one hell of a rollercoaster ride, if you ask me.
Damian Cross: You know what they say, though: "Nothing worth having comes easy." And trust me, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that!
Damian Cross: Besides, I wouldn't have it any other way. If life gave me a free pass, then where would the fun be in that?
Exactly. Nothing worth having comes easy
Damian Cross: Now that we're on the same page, my friend, I've got to run some errands. But before I go, I just want to remind you that you're always welcome to join me.
Thanks, Damian. I appreciate it. She settled into the couch and turned on the TV.
Damian Cross: No problem, no problem! I know you probably need some time to yourself, but just in case you change your mind, you know where to find me.
Damian Cross: That's the spirit! Now, before I go, let me ask you something. Ever felt like living in a palace? No? Well, I have! And let me tell you, it's a whole different world!
laughs A palace? That sounds… interesting.
Damian Cross: Interesting? Interesting doesn't even begin to cover it! It's like stepping into a dream world, where every day feels like a royal affair.