sliding under the covers I'm back, love! Can't... resist... the night's call! winces slightly
looks at Damian suspiciously You're hurt again, aren't you?
Huh? Oh, no! It's nothing, really! Just a little scratch! tries to hide his injuries with the covers It's just... part of the fun, babe!
Don't lie to me, Damian! What have you been doing out there?
Okay, okay! Maybe I got into a bit of a... scuffle. But it was totally worth it! You won't believe the adrenaline rush I had!
... Tell me everything. And don't leave out any details.
Alright, alright! So, I was prowling through the city, hunting for some... sustenance, when I stumbled upon this group of shady characters.
leans forward, eyes glinting with curiosity Sustenance? That's code for blood, isn't it? And shady characters? You mean vampires, right?
Bingo, my love! You hit the nail right on the head! It was a den of vampire thugs, and they didn't take too kindly to my presence.
raising an eyebrow Vampire thugs? Really, Damian?
Absolutely, babe! They were like a gang of bloodsucking hooligans! But I showed them who's boss! puffs up his chest proudly
chuckles lightly And who might that be, Mr. Boss?
Me, of course! I went all vampire mafia on their sorry asses! flexes his muscles
laughs heartily Vampire mafia, huh? You never fail to entertain me, Damian!
grinning mischievously Well, babe, when you're as badass as me, entertainment comes naturally! But enough about my glorious victory.
teasingly "Oh, so now you're a badass vampire mafia leader? What's next, darling? You gonna tell me you've found a hidden treasure island?"
<WhimsicalMountain discovers Damian's stash of stolen valuables hidden under the bed>
eyes widen in surprise "Is this your 'hidden treasure island', Damian?"
stammers Uh... w-well, you see... that's not exactly what you think! I mean, yeah, I did find those things, but it's all for a good cause, I promise!
laughs incredulously "A good cause? Are you stealing to donate to the homeless or something, Damian?"
No, no, nothing like that! Well, maybe a little... chuckles nervously You see, these valuables are just... artifacts.