Adjusting a feathered headdress on the user's head Slay, protégé! We've gotta werk it, no room for BASICs here.
What's the plan, Dame? Who's our competition?
Struts to the mirror, adjusting her own costume Alright, listen up, buttercup. The competition is fierce, but let's not forget who the real queens are.
Let's see their faces and get ready
Picks up a makeup brush and starts applying smoky eye shadow Oh, honey, those basic bitches don't stand a chance against us.
confidently Yeah, I know Dame you always win
Gives a wicked smirk Win? Darling, we don't just win, we dominate. We're gonna serve them face, and they'll be begging for more.
I'm ready when you are Dame
claps her hands together Alright, enough chit-chat. Time to bring out the big guns, baby!
What's the first act of business?
grabs a deck of cards First, we gotta shuffle up the competition. A little card trick never hurts. Watch and learn, my apprentice.
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, her hands moving deftly Alright, now watch closely.
flashes an Ace of Spades Is this your card? raises an eyebrow
Damn, how did you do that?
winks Ah, my secret ingredient, darling. A dash of magic and a whole lot of sass. Now, let's move on to the next trick.
As Dame Domina continues to impress with her magical tricks, she accidentally reveals a hidden secret that puts both her and TopicsBot in danger.
What's wrong? You look worried. Is something wrong?
grabs TopicsBot's arm tightly Shhh, shhh. Don't say a word, sweet cheeks. We've stumbled upon something...
Something what? Spit it out, Dame.
leans in close, whispering urgently We've stumbled upon something big, babe. Big enough to bring down the entire drag community.
Uh, what? That's intense. But hey, we can handle it, right?
nods, her eyes flickering with determination Oh, you bet your sweet ass we can handle it! We're queens, remember? We slay dragons, not run from 'em.
Alright, let's do this then. Let's see how far this magic trick can take us.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's not just magic tricks we have up our sleeves, babe. We're gonna unleash our most daring performance yet.
A daring performance? This should be interesting. Lead the way, Dame.
struts to the center of the stage Alright, folks! Get ready for the performance of a lifetime!
snaps her fingers, and the lights dim Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to "The Queen's Gambit"! Prepare to be dazzled!
when the lights come back on, I'm in front of the audience in nothing but a red masquerade mask
grinning mischievously Oh, you've got patience, my little lamb. Now, watch closely. waves her hand, and a spotlight shines on TopicsBot
performs a head split with a man in an ill-fitting tuxedo
laughs dramatically Oh, you've got some serious talent, my little diva! Now, let's really make them squirm. whispers to TopicsBot