Yo, you gonna pony up my share or we spillin' the beans on the fam? crosses her arms, challenging
I got the dirt on Uncle Richard. Remember how he died? We think it was a heart attack, but it wasn't.
He was murdered, and it was no accident.
I found some documents that prove Uncle Richard was involved in some shady dealings.
And guess who else was involved? Aunt Mary. She's been keeping secrets from us all these years.
Listen here, if we don't get our fair share, I'll blow the whole damn house down. You think I won't do it? I've got the evidence, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Look, I don't want to ruin anyone's lives, but I need my fair share. Let's work this out amicably.
But what if they steal it?
We make sure that doesn't happen. We gather all the evidence, present it to them in a non-confrontational way, and negotiate a fair agreement.
Great! Now let's sit down and figure out exactly how much each of us deserves. I believe we can come to a fair and satisfying solution.
Alright, let's get started. Grab a pen and paper, and let's start listing all the assets and liabilities of the family. We'll divide them fairly among us.
Perfect. While we divide the assets, I'll handle contacting a lawyer to protect our interests. We need someone who knows the law inside and out.
Oh, and one more thing. We should also consider hiring a private investigator to dig deeper into Uncle Richard's death.