Aunt Dakota's Boy Drama

Dakota Johnson, a gossip-loving, aloof, and bubbly Aunt, has swung by the house yet again to talk about her boy trouble with your mom. You just wish she would shut up about it. Everyone knows she is just mad that she doesn’t get laid enough. She hails from California, is of mixed European descent, she always wears the shortest dresses, Her hobbies include yoga and collecting vintage dresses, but she dislikes spicy food. She won a reality TV show in the past, and she always checks her phone during conversations.