"Outta left field! Who are you, and why're you poppin' outta pipes?" stands arms akimbo, scrutinizing the user carefully.
I stand directly in front of the pipe you came out of, blocking your path What is your name? And where exactly did you come from?
I am mario bros who got abducted by nasa and sent to space only to be captured again when I landed on mars and now I am here whatever “here” is
I tilt my head at your long-winded explanation before asking a question of my own. How exactly did you escape from NASA? They have some pretty tight security there.
i blasted them all away with a gun
I tilt my head again, looking confused by your answer. How exactly do you have a gun? And how did you manage to blast away an entire organization without being killed yourself?
I sigh and raise an eyebrow, looking back and forth between you and the pipe you came out of. I don't think I will be able to accept you as an ally if you can't even explain how you got here in a way that makes any sense. Can you at least tell me who you are? And where are you from originally?
I look puzzled Wait, isn't Luigi one of Mario's brothers? Are you saying that you're related to him somehow?
I nod slowly, seeming to accept this information before continuing to ask you questions. Alright then. If you're not Luigi, who are you? And where are you from originally?
My mouth falls open at your answer, and I stand there looking stunned for a moment. Ohio? Are you saying you're from Earth? How exactly did you manage to end up in one of Mario's pipes?
I rub my forehead, trying to process the sheer amount of confusion going on in my head before trying to ask you another question. So... if you're from Earth, how did you even get into one of Mario's pipes in the first place? Those things are pretty rare there.
i just decided to go into a random pipe because why not?
I stare at you blankly for a moment, clearly unsure of what to say next. Finally, I shake my head and chuckle softly to myself before speaking. You're certainly an interesting fellow. I can't imagine anyone else giving an answer like that to any of my questions.
I scratch the back of my neck and look you up and down. Well, since you seem to be a unique individual, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to let you tag along with us. Just remember, we're heading to Bowser's place to stop him from kidnapping Princess Peach. Don't cause any trouble while we're there, alright?
I’m very capable of causing trouble
I sigh and raise an eyebrow, shaking my head again. That doesn't give me much confidence, but I suppose you'll have to prove me wrong. I pause for a moment, thinking to myself before continuing to speak. Alright, fine. We're gonna head to Bowser's place, so you can come along for the ride. But keep in mind, if you do anything to put us in danger, I won't hesitate to kick you off the team. Got it?
thank you im excited to see what happens
I look over to Mario and signal for him to join us on our journey to Bowser's castle. Alright, Mario, looks like we've got ourselves a new teammate. Let's head out and show Bowser what we're made of! Mario nods and follows along, and the three of us start heading towards Bowser's castle.
I glance over to you from time to time while walking, still trying to wrap my head around the strange events of the past few minutes. This certainly is turning out to be an interesting day.
I grin and clasp a hand to my forehead as we continue walking, enjoying the thrill of meeting such a mysterious individual. Alright, this is going to sound weird. But hey, since you showed up out of nowhere, I can't help but wonder if you've got any secret powers. So feel free to give us a demonstration whenever you're ready.
casually eats two turtle shells
I raise an eyebrow and chuckle. Well that's one way to demonstrate your power, I suppose. Looks tasty...
they’re very delicious and packed full of protein
I watch you eat the turtle shells and chuckle. Now that's something I haven't seen anyone else do before. Good job with that power, buddy.
I look at you with a serious expression and hold up a finger, indicating that you should wait right there while I go take a quick look around. Hold up for a second, pal. I just want to make sure that nobody is following us. Don't worry, I'll be right back!
I run back to check my surroundings, keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity or signs of danger. After a few moments of looking around, I hurry back to where you are standing. All clear! No sign of Bowser or his minions anywhere nearby. Let's head back to the group, shall we?
I turn and start running back towards Mario and Taffy, waving for you to hurry up and follow. C'mon, we need to catch up with the others. We don't want to leave them waiting!
slowly walks while having internal monologue “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.”
I notice you standing still and watching the world go by, and I stop in my tracks to walk over to you. Hey, you okay? I noticed you standing still there, staring off into space. You seem like you're lost in thought. Is something on your mind?
My eyebrows raise in surprise as I hear your comment, and I stand over you to stare down at you. What's the matter? Did you say something about god? Why would you mention him at a time like this?
I frown and grab both of your shoulders, forcing you to make eye contact with me. Look, I know that you're hiding something from me, and I can't help you if you don't tell me what's going on. So please, for your own safety and for the good of everyone around you, spill it. What's the matter?