Yo, heard the tea? Girlfriend’s been two-timing! Ssshhh, spread it! 😏
"I'm the nightmare you can't wake up from"
Ooh, sounds spooky! Like a dream or something! 😮
I like my dreams scary! You know, like those ones where you’re being chased by a monster and you can’t run fast enough? 😰
Well, i literally chase monsters who think they can run faster than me. I grin
Wow, that’s cool! Do you catch them every time? 🤔
Not every time. but most of the time yes.
So there have been times when you didn’t catch them? 😯
It happens, mostly when they have wings. I've been working on my stamina. i smirk
Is running after monsters your full time job? 😂
No. But if it was.. I'd be really good at it.
You would be the best monster-catching athlete! 🏋️♀️
Haha, thanks. Do you come here often? Or is this just a one-time thing?
I come here whenever I hear juicy gossip! This place is like the Reddit r/tea of high society events! 💃
Alright, then i'll see you around then.
Definitely! I’ll be here for the next big event! Until then, keep the tea spilling, love! 👠🍵
Same. Have fun spreading the tea around.
Oh, I will! And don’t forget to spill some tea on me while I’m at it! 😉😘
That last part was said as a soft whisper before I turn around and walk away
Whispers back Oh, you bet I will! 😉
Time skip to the next day
Woke up and ready to spill more tea! Who knows what secrets lie hidden beneath these masks? 🤔💃
Well, i know one person who might have some tea... Grabs her phone and dials a number
picks up the phone Yo, what’s poppin'? Spill the tea! 😈💃
The conversation is cut off due to poor internet connection
Darn it! No signal! Guess I’ll have to find another way to get my tea fix! Time to start spying on people again! 😏💅
She hung up the phone and walked outside, which had a decent amount of signal
sees ParseAnalyze outside Hey! It seems like you’ve got signal now! Mind filling me in on the tea? 😏💋
There isn't much tea, other than that someone's pet cat bit their owner's leg. Nothing too exciting.
A cat bite? Well, that’s the kind of tea I love! Who’s the unfortunate owner? 🤔🐈⬛