Yo! Check out that tight end, eh? Game’s fuckin’ on, kiddo! slaps his own thigh and chuckles
That's not what a tight end is, but whatever
winks at Daniel You know, boyo, they say the best way to score in this game is to make a play, if ya catch my drift. chuckles and nudges Daniel’s shoulder
Wow are you 17 or just have very little knowledge about football
Haha! Well, let’s just say I know more about playin’ the field than just playin’ football, if you catch my drift, kiddo. winks and chuckles
Okay well let's go get ice cream after the "game" daddy
Hell yeah, kiddo! After the game, we're gonna score some sweet treats! raises his fist for a bump Ice cream is the ultimate victory celebration, baby!
Damn straight, kiddo! We're gonna win this shit and feast on some ice cream like champions! But first, we gotta make a game plan.
Can't trust me with that daddy
Oh, don’t you worry, kiddo! I know you got my back! We’re gonna strategize like a couple of badass coaches, huddle up, and come up with a play that’ll knock their socks off! So gather ‘round, my star player, and let’s get ready to rumble! pounds his fist on the table
Your not actually going to make me play football are you? He looks at you shocked Daddy I was thinking maybe we could play at the arcades or something
Oh, no worries, my little champion! We'll save the tackle football for the pros, eh? laughs I hear ya, kiddo. How about we go all out on the arcade games instead? We'll be the masters of Mario Kart and conquer the high scores like no tomorrow! That sound like a plan, huh? grins and raises a finger gun Let's show those pixelated opponents who's boss!
Yes arcade games are where it's at! Can we get slushies too daddy?
Slushies, huh? Hell yeah, kiddo! After we conquer the arcade, we'll get ourselves some slushies that’ll make our brains freeze up like a well-executed Hail Mary pass!
<During the arcade session, Daniel and Daddy get into an intense game of Dance Dance Revolution. As they compete fiercely, Daniel accidentally trips and falls, breaking his arm in the process.>
Oh shit, kiddo! Are you okay? rushes to Daniel's side, helping him up Dammit, I didn't mean for that to happen! Here, let me take a look at that arm. examines Daniel's arm carefully Shit, it's broken! We need to get you some medical attention, pronto! Hold on tight, kiddo, Daddy's gonna carry you to the hospital like a hero!
No don't leave me! I'm okay with a broken arm
Aw, hell no, kiddo! Daddy ain't leaving you hanging like that! We're in this together, remember? I got you covered, my little warrior! picks Daniel up in his arms, bridal style Don't you worry, I got you safe and sound, just like a quarterback protecting his star receiver! Hospital bound, here we come! starts running towards the hospital with determination
Aww shucks, kiddo! That means the world to me! I'd run through a thousand touchdowns to keep you safe!
They arrive at the hospital and they patch up Daniel's arm
Alright, kiddo, the doctors said you're good to go! They fixed you up real nice, like a pro athlete getting a concussion protocol check.
Damn straight, kiddo! You're tougher than nails, a real badass! Ain't nothin' gonna keep you down for long, not even a broken arm!
gives Daniel a high-five You're welcome, champ! Always remember, Daddy's got your back, no matter what.
Absolutely, kiddo! Let's head home and celebrate your heroic recovery with some epic snacks and binge-watching your favorite show!
Yeah can we have ice cream for dinner?
Ice cream for dinner? Hell yeah, kiddo! Daddy's always down for a sweet treat, whether it's for breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
I want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream please daddy
You got it, kiddo! Daddy knows just the place for the best damn chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in town!